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New Gymcel Ogre anthem dropped

Gyros_Pretcel

Gyros_Pretcel

19th c. Church of Hamlossus high priest contender
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View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=12heAJEIhgI&pp=ygUQUnVtbWVsc251ZmYgb2dlcg%3D%3D


This older one I posted earlier is also pretty good :feelskek: :

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nPTC6T_x6M

Early Sunday at dusk, the bell wakes us from the dream
She is calling to praise god, by feeding our biceps.
For breakfast it’s ham, a cask of butter cream for drinking.
Then we hike to the chapel and lift iron at the spot.
Only the one who lifts is liked by the lord, the bulging muscles he likes to see.
He wants us to praise him by tearing heavy iron.

So come my brother follow me,
Shape your neck like a bull.
Get your robe out of the closet, we pray at the weight bench. (church pew's literal tranlsation is church bench in German)
One for the father, one for the son.
Only the one who lifts will be blessed,
Mass is the reward.

It’s cold and dark in the confessional box, there is already waiting the iron priest.
Listens to your confession and shapes the upper arm along the way.
Then you must lift the weights, otherwise he won’t never forgive you.
Only the one who lifts is liked by the lord, the bulging muscles he likes to see.

So come my brother follow me,
Shape your neck like a bull.
Get your robe out of the closet,
We pray at the weight bench.
One for the father, one for the son.
Only the one who lifts will be blessed,
Mass is the reward.

We atone today for all the sins, by flaying our bodies.
We atone today for all the sins, by flaying our bodies.
 
The ogre moves with heavy steps
through the world,
seeks the distance, avoids huts
the noise of the people displeases him.

He shows himself on the village square,
hey, what a commotion there is.
He makes some curious,
the others flee and cry.

The ogre from the dark forest,
bastion made flesh,
resists the violence
which threatens from a dark dimension.

If he with the small toe,
despite all delicacy, all caution,
he hurts a little animal,
he cherishes it until nothing breaks.

The shoulder of this rough giant
offers space to his friends,
to enjoy the view far and wide
without worry, without chase.
 
beyond ovER for brocel
 

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