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LifeFuel New Saint - Joel Cauchi (The surfing kangaroo)

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(The following is complete satire and a parody of incel rhetoric)

Here I bring you a new Saint!!

Meet St. Joel Cauchi (JC), 5'7 40 year old

"He wanted a girlfriend and he's got no social skills and he was frustrated out of his brain," he added, when asked about why his son may have targeted women."
-his father

You may ask...isn't he a faggot? He may as well be faggot, bi, or straight. What mattered is his WILLPOWER and skills!!....Besides having too much willpower to be "stabbed in the back" of course.

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From there, we can see, he was desperately grabbing for attention on Facebook, asking for people to meetup

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Any incels who have been "trycels" know exactly this feeling, the helpless feeling of trying to hook people in, yet, it is as futile as an astronaut falling into a black hole.

"Swedish gf pls?"

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Having lived to 40, he was sick of it all; he studied the blade (on Google) while normies are having fun and enjoying their lives. 5 of them (one pakistani guard) would find out that they won't be the ones having fun in the day, but "fun" itself was outsourced to a bigger bidder.

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"Commando OP pls nerf"

Having been looking for a girlfriend and failing, and blessing by the Wifi of the Supreme Gentleman himself, Joel immediately turned on his "foid finder" radar.


With just a small, pathetic knife, and with the assistance of his schizo "devil" just like Nikolas Cruz had, he went Trevor mode (in GTA 5), physically rearranged the atomic elements of 6 mall-walkers. The smell of iron soon filled the air, his rampage was cut short by a fast flying metallic ball launched by the Dumb BlondeTM

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No Jannah for you!

Final killstreak:6

Reward: precision airstrike

"Harrier is waiting for your mark. I repeat, harrier is waiting for your mark."

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based manlet Saint I pay respect to this fallen soldier may Incelhalla open the gates for this soldier of justice.
 
bisexual male escort is saint now? wtf
 
Smh prematurely posted
 
He was a male escort, well he at least advertised to be one
 
based manlet Saint I pay respect to this fallen soldier may Incelhalla open the gates for this soldier of justice.
He sinned as a faggot, but parts me think his rampage, was much more targeted and therefore valid
 
he went Trevor mode (in GTA 5), physically rearranged the atomic elements of 6 mall-walkers. The smell of iron soon filled the air, his rampage was cut short by a fast flying metallic ball launched by the Dumb BlondeTM

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No Jannah for you!
This is gold. :feelskek: :feelskek: :feelskek:
 
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Those victims should have walked in a confident manner so he wouldn't have targeted them.
It's their own fault they got stabbed.
 
He outperformed ER by killing 5 foids and by only using a knife
 
He's my role model
 
:feelskek: well done, Wish i could be this fluent in english as you my fellow ricecel.
 
He is mentalcel, facially he mogs all of us
 
He is mentalcel, facially he mogs all of us
Doesn't invalid his point. If anything, that makes it more admirable that he sacrificed himself despite his advantages rather than taking advantage of it and doing things like dumpster diving.
 
Would be a lot cooler if he wasn’t a faggot
 
Would be a lot cooler if he wasn’t a faggot
Actually, he may not be. There's no former customers coming up to talk about him or something.
 
He was a male escort, well he at least advertised to be one

I doubt any toilet took the bait, I think he just wanted to meet a toilet that way, but still died a virgin.
 
Unfortunately, every social media platform deleted all of his and the people he killed's social media presence. They always do this after such an event.
 
Doesn't invalid his point. If anything, that makes it more admirable that he sacrificed himself despite his advantages rather than taking advantage of it and doing things like dumpster diving.

He could've had a noodwhore girlfriend from the Philippines if he went there (a pancitwhore).
 
Actually, he may not be. There's no former customers coming up to talk about him or something.
Well, even if no one accepted his offer, the fact remains that he wanted to have sex with men. That makes him a fag.
 
Well, even if no one accepted his offer, the fact remains that he wanted to have sex with men. That makes him a fag.
He could have put that there to be more "socially acceptable". After all LGBT is viewed positively by normies. After all, he killed those foids because he couldn't get a girlfriend; if he was bi, he would have no issues with getting sex because men are not picky, and would not commit the deed.
 
i thought he was 5'10?

also this saint stuff is just cringe and ridiculous
 

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