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Media No Hard Feelings movie review

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I decided to check out No Hard Feelings, starring Jennifer Lawrence.
Its about Maddie, a 32 year old cock-carousel riding low IQ roastie (played by Lawrence), who gets hired by a wealthy couple to help bring out their incel-tier son, Percy, out of his shell before he leaves for college. She takes the job as she's desperate for a car and needs money to avoid her house getting taken away.
I wont' describe the entire plot, but SPOILERS below
  • Its mostly sex humor and slapstick humor, and one based part is that Maddie is often the subject of violence, and the violence is shown in a comedic light. This is very unusual in films, as its often men that are beat up and physically humiliated for laughs. Examples: 1) she gets pepper-sprayed by Percy because she's flirting with him, he thinks she's trying to rob or kill him, and he sprays her 2) she gets kicked in the crotch (while naked) when fighting another foid on the beach 3) she gets accidently throat punched by Percy (he was aiming for some old boomer he was arguing with).
  • Another based aspect is that it shows how she's completely shit with money (as is the case with most foids), is about to lose her house, and gets her car repossessed, but she blames her plight on her wealthy and absent biological father somehow (mind you its set in New York, one of the bluest and most cucked states in the US, where its nearly impossible for foids to fail).
  • Maddie is also a slut, hopping from dick to dick. Even the guy repossessing her car was an old fling. As he's loading her car onto the truck, she tries to beg and cajole him, but he refuses to white knight for her. He almost succumbs to her "charms", when a half-naked Chad emerges from her house. He then is like "fuck it" and takes her car.
  • Percy, however, is a fakecel. He became withdrawn due to bullying, but ends up almost hooking up with 5/10 noodlewhore from school
  • Percy and Maddie almost have sex, but he ends up jizzing on her thigh. He claims he lost his virginity but Maddie tells him that didn't count (BRUTAL)
  • In the end, they stay friends. She gets paid by Percy's rich parents, sells her house to her pregnant 6/10 friend and her beta neckbeard husband, and moves to California. Being low IQ and impulsive, she'll probably continue her roastie ways until she hits the wall and finds a betabux
 
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