no woman could stand to live with me

[Zaphod2.0]

Because of the 25 years of no affection (hugs, touches...), apart from the years of idealizing, I was going to expel all those years in one. My life would perhaps revolve around waiting for her, the moment of physical affection. If I am already obsessed with it without ever having had it, imagine if I experienced it.
Fuck, I would quietly spend the whole day lying on her lap. No human being could stand me, shit!

 

[Lawrence]

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If she was as lonely as you before you guys met, then she might be equally awed by your presence too, so it would be all right, and you could both stare into each other's eyes for hours, dazzled by the miracle that you met each other

But on the other hand, if she had a lot of prior relationships then you're right:- she'd be like "ok cool you're my boyfriend, NBD"