I love having Alzheimers. Especially in this day and age.
Finally, with the protection of the state, we can assume our role as the dominate mental illness. We can beat the shit out of our spouses, emotionally torment them, even cheat on them and there is nothing they can do about it.
For example, my spouse thought of filing for a divorce a little over a year ago when he discovered I was mentally ill. I wasn't even ashamed when he walked in on me shitting in the bathtub, because I was sick of her and her bullshit inability to satisfy me sexually. I continued to shit in various places around the house for weeks after she found out, sometimes even while my wife was home. She had to listen to me moaning real hard as I pinch out fresh shit while she slept on the couch. She eventually lost it and smacked me, giving me just the justification I needed to press assault charges and file for a restraining order. Under advice of legal counsel, I cleaned out our joint checking account and froze it and froze our credit cards while he was in jail, to prevent her from being able to hire a competent lawyer.
Yesterday, I was awarded full owenership of the house, A hot new Filipino Caregiver who gives me blowjobs for an extra 30 dollars a day, and she even lets me shit anywhere I want. All this for being able to take a smack across the face
She whined like a little girl to the judge, claiming I had alzheimers and was mentally ill, She had to get a roommate because she can't afford to rent an apartment by herself and pay the caregiver and me what she owes me. Pathetic.
