It's Over Ordered a pocket pussy - couldn't penetrate it

[respirator_venti]

Ordered a pocket pussy from Amazon. I have phimosis so it hurt when I tried to put it in. Also my dick got flaccid since it looked a bit gross - I only like innie pussies like in most porn. Even if I actually got a woman/escortcelled it seems like she would have to finish me with her hands and that would be it. Kind of a relief to be honest - it means I'm not supposed to have sex right?

 

[Deleted member 5712]

Exact situation happened to me

bought a fleshlight years ago. Was a stoya model. Im a pp-cel so it was too big for me. I put it in a microwave and warmed it up. Used tons of lube. Didnt realize my foreskin would move so much during “fucking” and i tore my foreskin and bled everywhere. Looked like a god dam murder. crawled to bathroom and cleaned myself up and then hid all the evidence. Was in pain for a week.

threw the fleshlifht away. Bought a Onahole from japan as they are smaller for smaller penis. Light lube. Go slow. Very gently. Very carefully. Helps if you sit on a chair and just go up and down with your hand rather than putting it on the bed and fucking with your hips because i find you can get too excited and hurt yourself.

never even began for phimosis-cels. Im sorry bro

 

[RandyProzac]

Nice brag. Lucky bastards with foreskins

 

[Deleted member 5712]

FUCK I didnt even type what i wanted to type. Penetration SUCKS your first time
it hurts too much and your penis isnt used to the “pushing” motion of fucking and penetrating a hole so it legit took me a few days until i was brave (and hard) enough to just thrust with my hips inside the toy rather than being a lil bitch due to the pain. It hurt like hell when my skin first started rolling back and id give up night after night

 

[Gyros_Pretcel]

Apply some vitamine e cream and slowly stretch it until it hurts a bit and hold. With time it will go away.

 

[Incelius Savage]

U might be gay

 

[Pixycel]

God I wish I still had my foreskin

The juden will pay for this.

 

[AlexanderTheGreat11]

Brutal

 

[Emba]

God I wish I still had my foreskin

The juden will pay for this.

Nice brag. Lucky bastards with foreskins

Gimme back my foreskin!
Put it back where it belongs...
Don't want to see no
More damage done...
Gimme back my foreskin!

Sung to this song \/

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8egE4x9Djo

 

[Pixycel]

Get mogged incel, I still have mine

Not after I get @faded and @kikecel to take it from you incel

 

[faded]

Aw hell nah they can try

My (((associates))) are already on the way. We will have your foreskin.

 

[Deleted member 17245]

I'm too self-concious to buy a sex toy. Why bother after all of these years.

 

[Transcended Trucel]

Nice brag. Lucky bastards with foreskins

 

[BarrelStuffer]

Aren’t most foids in the west disgusted by foreskins? Ya jerking off and sex is probably more pleasurable but it just feels like another barrier to ascending.

 

[RejectReality]

i might get a fleshlight never had one idk

 

[AsianKungFao]

Gimme back my foreskin!
Put it back where it belongs...
Don't want to see no
More damage done...
Gimme back my foreskin!

Sung to this song \/

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8egE4x9Djo

Whats wrong with no foreskin? I thought it was better because its easier to clean?

 

[Nemesis]

Get mogged incel, I still have mine

Me too

 

[faded]

Me too

Not for long

 

[happiless]

I havent gotten anything like that since I ordered a fleshlight and it felt like putting my dick in soft plastic despite the lube. I considered ordering school girl sweat lube online from Japan (when I was a school boy obviously ) and rubbing it on my cock but that could get me investigated if caught in customs so I didnt

 

[Antisocialloner]

It's harder to put your dick into the hole of a rubber Fleshlight than it is a foids cunt. Hope this gives u lifefuel

 

[yez]

It's harder to put your dick into the hole of a rubber Fleshlight than it is a foids cunt. Hope this gives u lifefuel

 

[Emba]

Whats wrong with no foreskin? I thought it was better because its easier to clean?

Jew told you that?

 

[Intellau_Celistic]

I ordered one as well.

Sadly, I don't have the motor ability required to use it without over-stressing my hands and arms.

 

[proudjokER]

mine was too tight, was threatening to rip my foreskin off, had to open it up with a pair of tin snips

 

[Nemesis]

Not for long

Stay away little kike, you won't get my foreskin

 

[faded]

Stay away little kike, you won't get my foreskin

My (((associates))) are already on the way to collect your foreskin and vaccinate you.

 

[Incline]

Ordered a pocket pussy from Amazon. I have phimosis so it hurt when I tried to put it in. Also my dick got flaccid since it looked a bit gross - I only like innie pussies like in most porn. Even if I actually got a woman/escortcelled it seems like she would have to finish me with her hands and that would be it. Kind of a relief to be honest - it means I'm not supposed to have sex right?

You have to use lube then it will be fine

 

[OCDcel]

I had phimosis until I fucked a pussy from bad dragon at the age of 19. A month or so with their god-tier lube (an equivalent of which I cannot find anywhere) did the trick. It'll be difficult at first and the first few times you fully open your dick you might be unable to close it to the point that it stays hard for hours, no joke. Don't worry though, and don't panic either. Just be generous with the lube, you'll make it I believe in u bro.

edit: oh and if u had phimosis all your life you'll definitely find some nice crusty yellow rocks inside. By that I mean you'll have to do a bit of archeology down there.

 

[Nemesis]

My (((associates))) are already on the way to collect your foreskin and vaccinate you.

I hate the antichrist!