Pissed me off that my mom asks why I don’t “just go get” a girlfriend

[NBAYoungBoy]

Like it’s as simple as going to the girlfriend store to pick out a girlfriend that you like

that’s how how it works

first you need the prerequisites: white or black, at least average looking and tall, or good looking and turbo manlet, belong as a high status member in a popular kids social circle

you don’t “just get” a girlfriend

 

[Lolimancer]

tell her you have bad personality

 

[NYCcel]

My parents never mention anything about women/relationships. Not sure if they gave up or never cared at all.

Does your mom ever give you advice to pick up woman?

 

[Deleted member 35110]

go to a thERapist goy and fix your toxic masculinity

 

[DepravedAndDeprived]

if she's ever drowning and begs for your help, tell her to "just breathe"

 

[nettle]

It's literally this simple if ur a chad

 

[BRMonkecell]

Tfw you're an oldcell and nobody bothers asking anymore