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RageFuel RAPED by coke & chips vending machine

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You punch in the code for a bag of potato chips.

You swipe your card.

The spiral screw turns about a quarter of a revolution. And just stops.

Nowhere near enough to make the bag of chips fall.

UTTER UTTER CUNTS! :lasereyes::lasereyes::lasereyes:

SHARIA WAS RIGHT, CHOP THE HANDS OFF THIEVES.
 
imagine being that low inhib to trust vending machine
 
Low iq, should have bought another bag of chips
 
Do those things still exist
 
no chips for your face. it's over
 
kick it till it falls over
 
Incel trait: You constantly get fucked over by vending machines.

That always happens to me. The best thing you can do is complain at reception.
 
Just break into vending machines JBIVM theory
 
imagine being that low inhib to trust vending machine
Imagine paying 3 to 4 times the price of a snack because of low impulse control with the high chance of not even recieving your goods.
 
Imagine paying 3 to 4 times the price of a snack because of low impulse control with the high chance of not even recieving your goods.
Imagine dropping $2 on some snack food to tide you over for th next hour on the train, because fuck it, you can.
 
Imagine dropping $2 on some snack food to tide you over for th next hour on the train, because fuck it, you can.
Just get a bag of chewing tobacco and yellowteethmaxx :feelsthink:
 
I'm paid asshole. Got more cash than God can count so why don't you just
Die?
 
No not really. Just a song I like.
 
That's why you gotta carry the strap
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bitch ass thieving vending machine rapist gonna feel the heat next time lil man
 
You punch in the code for a bag of potato chips.
You swipe your card.
The spiral screw turns about a quarter of a revolution. And just stops.
Nowhere near enough to make the bag of chips fall.
OP it sounds like you need some help.

What would you do if this happened to you?
 
OP it sounds like you need some help.

What would you do if this happened to you?

Nothing, I can never think fast enough to take advantage of situations like this.

That Foid is my fucking hero though.
 
That foid deserves beatings for making fun of that guy.
Bro she's just teasing him playfully, I would love for her to pay attention to me like that.
You clearly don't understand tsundere too well.
 

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