Rick and Morty season 5 premiere (spoiler)

[Mecoja]

What kind of bluepilled shit is this? Morty mans up and ask Jessica the Stacy on a date and she is trilled because he finally asked! Jerry the betabuxxer joke is suddenly the beast in bed and his wife is attracted to him? Only realistic thing was that Bet wanted wanted to fuck Sea Chad at the first sight but it turns out Jerry wants to get fucked by him also and their marriage is progressing by another Chads cock for her, state of 2021.

 

[AmIjustDreaming]

rick and morty

 

[MarquisDeSade]

rick and morty

 

[crestfallencel]

i turned myself into a nigger morty

 

[MarquisDeSade]

I honestly don't understand half the mainstream shit people watch these days, or the joy and entertainment they derive from it.

It's all very weird and strange to me.

@Mecoja You're a cool guy, it's just I don't share your enthusiasm for the show fren.

 

[Deleted member 35245]

LISTEN MORTY *buuurp*, during the Las Vegas shooting Stephen Paddock supposedly expent 3000+ rounds of ammunition over the course of ten minutes from 27 AR-15's with bumpstocks despite the *buuurp* facts that it would have required him to drop a gun after each 30 round magazine was empty, even though videos from survivors show that it was a nonstop stream of ammunition with a firing rate much higher than a bumpstock is capable of producing from multiple locations that appear *buuurp* to be M240 LMG's. More interesting is the fact that after the FBI took over the investigation, his house somehow burned down with all of the evidence, and photos of the hotel room he shot from only show 50 spent shells. Years later we still have no motivation, and there was strangely no follow up on the biggest mass shooting in US history. Most confusing is that the day after his brother had numerous press interviews where he claimed it made *buuurp* no sense, he was arrested for possessing several hundred terabytes of child porn on a 20 year old computer running Windows 95, at least according to the photos taken by the FBI. Dddo you understand this MORTY?!

 

[remincel]

Why are you surprised? The media has been perpetuating bluepilled propaganda under the guise of entertainment for a long, long time.

It's all about creating the illusion that the society we live in is fair and just, that *anyone* can succeed if they put *just* enough effort. It's the modern bread and circuses; a ploy to keep those at the very bottom of the food chain from rebelling against the system.

 

[MarquisDeSade]

Why are you surprised? The media has been perpetuating bluepilled propaganda under the guise of entertainment for a long, long time.

It's all about creating the illusion that the society we live in is fair and just, that *anyone* can succeed if they put *just* enough effort. It's the modern bread and circuses; a ploy to keep those at the very bottom of the food chain from rebelling against the system.

Agreed, it's all about keeping the hamsters running in the exercise wheel to nowhere.

 

[Deleted member 34161]

Dont care if this doesnt lead to me getting pussy

 

[Kamikaze]

 

[SlayerSlayer]

rick and morty

 

[Mecoja]

I honestly don't understand half the mainstream shit people watch these days, or the joy and entertainment they derive from it.

It's all very weird and strange to me.

@Mecoja You're a cool guy, it's just I don't share your enthusiasm for the show fren.

I used to like it, since season 3 it sucks hard. Yeah mainstream tv is bluepilled shit always.

 

[AmIjustDreaming]

i turned myself into a nigger morty

 

[MarquisDeSade]

I used to like it, since season 3 it sucks hard. Yeah mainstream tv is bluepilled shit always.

The uneducated rabble watch television, reading is more enjoyable plus it gives you an edge over normies.

 

[Hell]

Dont care if this doesnt lead to me getting pussy

Based and eyes on the prize pilled

 

[remincel]

Agreed, it's all about keeping the hamsters running in the exercise wheel to nowhere.

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Sadly, society will always remain this way, because people like us will always be in the minority.

If given the choice, most people would choose the comforting lie over the harsh truth. It's why you see so many "male feminist" cucks" spouting IncelTears platitudes, they genuinely believe that allying themselves with their oppressors will somehow benefit them.

 

[IncelCream]

I honestly don't understand half the mainstream shit people watch these days, or the joy and entertainment they derive from it.

It's all very weird and strange to me.

@Mecoja You're a cool guy, it's just I don't share your enthusiasm for the show fren.

Rick and Morty is decent

 

[MarquisDeSade]

Rick and Morty is decent

I see teenage foids wearing Rick and Morty hoodies in my area, I'm not convinced.

[General rule, if foids and normies like something it's either awful or dull.]

 

[IncelCream]

I see teenage foids wearing Rick and Morty hoodies in my area, I'm not convinced.

 

[Deleted member 33893]

rick and morty

HE TURNED HIMSELF INTO A PICKLE IT'S HILARIOUS HE'S PICKLE RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCK

 

[Deleted member 34320]

What kind of bluepilled shit is this? Morty mans up and ask Jessica the Stacy on a date and she is trilled because he finally asked! Jerry the betabuxxer joke is suddenly the beast in bed and his wife is attracted to him? Only realistic thing was that Bet wanted wanted to fuck Sea Chad at the first sight but it turns out Jerry wants to get fucked by him also and their marriage is progressing by another Chads cock for her, state of 2021.

I saw every previous season exept this one. What the fuck did I just read?

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Oh god is that Xavier Based Show

 

[AmIjustDreaming]

HE TURNED HIMSELF INTO A PICKLE IT'S HILARIOUS HE'S PICKLE RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCK

“There’s Nuttin’ fuckin funny about a guy turnin himself into a fuckin’ pickle!”​

 

[Deleted member 34320]

Why are you surprised? The media has been perpetuating bluepilled propaganda under the guise of entertainment for a long, long time.

It's all about creating the illusion that the society we live in is fair and just, that *anyone* can succeed if they put *just* enough effort. It's the modern bread and circuses; a ploy to keep those at the very bottom of the food chain from rebelling against the system.

Its no coincidence he looks middle eastern. Every race needs to put there women in there place and refuse to work for a week. Watch all this shit sort itself out.

 

[Pancakecel]

rick and morty

 

[Mogged Loner]

It was good
Until the normfags claimed it and ruined it

 

[OnGP]

Isn't Rick and Morty just drug viewing? I remember watching it high a few years back and somewhat enjoying it. I can't imagine watching that shit sober.

 

[Deleted member 34320]

Isn't Rick and Morty just drug viewing? I remember watching it high a few years back and somewhat enjoying it. I can't imagine watching that shit sober.

Adult Swim is just drug viewing TBH. Aqua Teen Hunger Force isnt something a sober man makes

 

[OnGP]

Adult Swim is just drug viewing TBH. Aqua Teen Hunger Force isnt something a sober man makes

Is The Midnight Gospel adult swim? I feel as if that it's specifically crafted for a drugged out state of mind.

 

[MarquisDeSade]

“There’s Nuttin’ fuckin funny about a guy turnin himself into a fuckin’ pickle!”​

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View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNpMC4FslNk

 

[AmIjustDreaming]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNpMC4FslNk

such a great scene lmao

 

[Deleted member 34320]

Isn't Rick and Morty just drug viewing? I remember watching it high a few years back and somewhat enjoying it. I can't imagine watching that shit sober.

Its not but the creators worked on Adult Swim so it can be safely called a derivative of their style

 

[Mogged Loner]

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I don’t get it

 

[Pixycel]

i turned myself into a nigger morty

I'M NIGGERRICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCK

 

[Kamikaze]

I don’t get it

 

[Deleted member 33827]

The uneducated rabble watch television, reading is more enjoyable plus it gives you an edge over normies.

I totally agree. Reading gives you extra edge over normies in social situations and it's fun tbh. I never felt guilty or felt like wasting my time after reading a book tbh. Best cope.

 

[MarquisDeSade]

I totally agree. Reading gives you extra edge over normies in social situations and it's fun tbh. I never felt guilty or felt like wasting my time after reading a book tbh. Best cope.

Yes.

Much better cartoon show.

 

[MarquisDeSade]

Sadly, society will always remain this way, because people like us will always be in the minority.

If given the choice, most people would choose the comforting lie over the harsh truth. It's why you see so many "male feminist" cucks" spouting IncelTears platitudes, they genuinely believe that allying themselves with their oppressors will somehow benefit them.

I don't think we're minorities or outliers anymore, in fact nowadays it would seem our numbers are growing exponentially everyday, but I have my own theories regarding inceldom which I really truly believe is predominantly caused by socio economic factors and economic social inequality. Even looks and foids all tie into that.

Many other incels will say it's all pure genetics or the genetic lottery system by birth, for me that is true to some degree but is only half of the incel equation, for me socio economics explains everything else that genetics cannot. I also believe that all human behavior is socio economic including human sexuality itself.

 

[doomed2failio]

"Have to be intelligent to get the jokes" it's just a bunch of sex jokes and some time travel.

 

[erenyeager]

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LISTEN MORTY *buuurp*, during the Las Vegas shooting Stephen Paddock supposedly expent 3000+ rounds of ammunition over the course of ten minutes from 27 AR-15's with bumpstocks despite the *buuurp* facts that it would have required him to drop a gun after each 30 round magazine was empty, even though videos from survivors show that it was a nonstop stream of ammunition with a firing rate much higher than a bumpstock is capable of producing from multiple locations that appear *buuurp* to be M240 LMG's. More interesting is the fact that after the FBI took over the investigation, his house somehow burned down with all of the evidence, and photos of the hotel room he shot from only show 50 spent shells. Years later we still have no motivation, and there was strangely no follow up on the biggest mass shooting in US history. Most confusing is that the day after his brother had numerous press interviews where he claimed it made *buuurp* no sense, he was arrested for possessing several hundred terabytes of child porn on a 20 year old computer running Windows 95, at least according to the photos taken by the FBI. Dddo you understand this MORTY?!

Awe gee Rick that's that's unnatural the the government is goodbi don't about this on prick

"Have to be intelligent to get the jokes" it's just a bunch of sex jokes and some time travel.

Nah it's not time travel it's ...it's ITS MULTIDIMENSIONAL TRAVEL thEy go thru multiverse n shit it cool and orivgnal

 

[Deleted member 34301]

Are you seriously implying mister nimbus is a chad?

I mean he controls the police, but virgins can do that too.

 

[Deleted member 35245]

Awe gee Rick that's that's unnatural the the government is goodbi don't about this on prick

Nah it's not time travel it's ...it's ITS MULTIDIMENSIONAL TRAVEL thEy go thru multiverse n shit it cool and orivgnal

We are just stardust, bro

There are thousand version of myself in different dimension which means that i can be a manchild who consooms cartoons from literal pedophiles all day long, bro

 

[Remaincel]

RL: morty is a .co user

 

[erenyeager]

Are you seriously implying mister nimbus is a chad?

I mean he controls the police, but virgins can do that too.

Mister nimbus is ugly
He is niggerinos