Serious. Only incels know how to make a Gas Station Hotdog

[Bedford Stye]

1. Overload the relish and mustard and onions FIRST. Then squash the hot dog on top of all the goo.

2. Get the much bigger kielbasa instead of the shrimpy hot dog.

3. Make sure that sucker is good and burnt, skewering on the rolling pins all day, bubbling and oozing a noxious smoke.

4. If you drop it on the filthy floor, pick it up and eat it.

 

[squirrelsonfire2]

I got a free one one time

 

[ForevrAlone]

Sounds tasty tbhngldedsrs

 

[BraincelsRefugee]

thanks for this guide to hotdogmaxxing boyooo

u forgot the most important tip of all though. load that sucker with every spicy/salty topping under the sun. banana peppers, sriracha, hot sauce, pickles, etc.

also don't get the bun soggy

 

[Bedford Stye]

thanks for this guide to hotdogmaxxing boyooo

u forgot the most important tip of all though. load that sucker with every spicy/salty topping under the sun. banana peppers, sriracha, hot sauce, pickles, etc.

also don't get the bun soggy

Spoken by a truecel !!

The hotdogs are 2 for 3 dollars.

You wanna heap up at least six dollars worth of food, hot sauce, slaw, peppers, relish, onions, and everything else.