You will never be a real incel. You have no autism, you have no negative canthal tilt, you have no deep seated emotional resentment. You are a well-adjusted man twisted by irony and memes into a crude mockery of a stone cold virgin.
All the “rejection” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back girls love you. Your parents are proud and happy for you, "Stacies” swoon over your masculine appearance behind closed doors. Women are utterly smitten with you.
Thousands of years of evolution have allowed women to sniff out chads with incredible efficiency. Even incels who “pass” look strong and charismatic to a woman. Your deep voice and good sense of humor are a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to earn a little online incel clout, you'll get cancelled the second your DMs get leaked and everybody gets a glimpse of the e-girls thirsting over you.
You will never be depressed. You wrench out a fake "tfw no gf" every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be miserable, but deep inside you feel the happiness creeping up like a weed, ready to bless you with unshakeable confidence.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll find a girlfriend, marry her, knock her up, and have seven healthy kids together. Your parents will praise you, happy but a little bit sentimental now that their little boy has finally grown up. They’ll spoil the kids with candies and toys, and every acquaintance for the rest of your life will know that you're a fakecel.
Eventually you will pass on surrounded by your loved ones. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a family that misses you dearly. This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
You will never snuggle with the girl of your desire on the hot beach of Kokomo. You will never see her bra slip, exposing that soft white flesh where the sun did not tan her. You will never smell her pheromones as she sweats besides you in the sun, wearing cute sunglasses and a straw hat.
You will never watch as she gets up and giggles before grabbing your hand and running into the refreshing ocean with you. You will never feel her hand briefly slip into your shorts and grab your dick in the waves where nobody can see. You will never see the lust in her eyes she briefly shows you, before your eyes lock and you kiss, knowing that you will have sex later. You will never blush and watch her sly smile, because she knows she just gave you a boner and you cant leave the water now.
You will never fuck the entire night in the hotel room, hearing her soft gasps and moans, feeling her wet, hot pussy, kissing her neck. You will never experience the mind blowing pleasure of when she locks her legs behind your back and pulls you in as both of you climax at the same time.
You will never stand on top of the hotel, watching the sun set while tightly hugging each other, one moment as a thousand.
In the end, you are just trash. Abandoned by your mother, the one who is supposed to love you unconditionally and above all. Abandoned by your father, who was supposed to be your mentor. Your siblings hate you. They have kids now. You are old. Balding. Weak of mind. You cry a lot and you think people don't know but they do. Your siblings kids grow up, they fuck hard, sometimes you hear them fuck when you stay over at your parents like once every six years. You hear the moans as teen chads bust fat loads in 16 year old pussy thats so tight it feels like the dick is about to rip off.
You cope by drinking. Maybe you think your some kind of intellectual. But deep down you know you are shit. The rotting, lack of sunlight and shit diet is finally getting to you. You get more and more diseases, warts, skin issues until you look like a abomination from a horror movie. Your mind is gone, one day in a supermarket you loose it and start crying uncontrollably and hitting your own head, after seeing your reflection in a a mirror. Some teen girls walk past with their boyfriends, giggling. Finally some virtue signalling person calls an ambulance to get rid of the annoying retard.
You get put in a mental asylum for the next six months. You are naive and stupid so you tell the psychologist all your incel shit and blackpill stuff. They diagnose you with psychopathy and schizophrenic delusions. Congratulations, your stay has just been extended for five years. You are almost 40 now. They put you on meds, your nerves can't take the jew poisons anymore though, so you have a stroke after one week.
As nobody gives a shit and your family hates you, you get put in a retirement home for people with early onset dementia. You sit in your wheelchair, fully aware of whats happening, but ur half paralyzed. Everyone here treats you like a retard and you know its true. You are just a job opportunity for immigrants at this point. You try to roll your wheelchair down the stairs to end it, but the 18 year old fat tittied russian nurse stops you and pulls you back. She rolls you into your room.
Then her chad boyfriend comes in and visits randomly and she fucks him hard right in front of you. You cant move, your in a wheelchair and paralzyed. She rides him, moans, sucks his dick. The bf looks at you sometimes but his gf says hes retarded and demented, he doesnt know whats happening. At night you cry silent tears. Suddenly the door opens. Its that Caretaker from Israel. Hes huge and hairy. And he rapes you. You cant defend yourself.
This shit happens for another 20 years. You learn to daydream so hard that you are basically mentally gone. Your just a meat suit on life support now. Eventually some government official puts a checkmark somewhere on a paper and thats it, they unplug you. For you, that was your life. For him, it was tuesday. Bye Bye.