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NSFW Spaces to keep your fleshlight out of your parents sight

Yerberito

Yerberito

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"Fleshlight one fo the best invention created."

In a short period of time i have seen youngcels asking about how to hide this product from their parents, that's why i created this thread to present some of the best spaces i could find to keep it safe.

I will present spaces to hide your fleshlight in case you live with your parents and run the risk of being found and put in a situation that you want to avoid.

It is best to take these simple advices to avoid future problems. This are spaces that you should keep close to your belongings or where you sleep in your room.


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1 .- In a towel
Hide it wrapped in a medium or large towel so that it is not seen, you can hide it in other spaces that you find in your bedroom. you will keep it safe and secure this way

2.- Backpack or suitcase
To keep it close and safe, keep it near your bed or hidden in your room that is not so visible, you can hide it there, remember to keep it closed at all times when you do not require it. The gym bag is a good one to hide it.

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3.-Closet
It is a good place to hide it without anyone finding it, since most of your belongings are there and you can hide it in the corner or upper parts of the closet, it will keep completely safe and hidden in this place, you can also hide it in a box that u rarely use it.

4.-Wrapped in a quilt
You can hide it in old mattresses that you do not use at the moment, it is a space that very few will see without your prior authorization.

5.-Lockable box
This is the best option to keep it hidden and in a safe space without external damage since its own security blocks most of the dirt. It helps keep it safe and only you can access this box and no one else will know what is inside.



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Buying one of these is always a good idea, my hand is no longer enough. If you don't have one, i recommend you get one!

 
i have a lockable box ngl
 
Or just don't buy one.
 
I kept mine in one of my hoodies in the area where you are supposed to put ur hands in, last place they'd check
 
I don't own a fleshlight.
 
Does this apply to piss jugs too?
 
Only the lockable box would work in my case
 
Over for drugcels with nosy parents looking for the stash and booze. Backpack is literally the worst place I could hide it, they yoinked my pills from there before.
 
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another high quality thread by yerberito
 
I kept mine in one of my hoodies in the area where you are supposed to put ur hands in, last place they'd check
Can’t wait till your mum gets cold one evening and borrows your hoodie. :feelsgah:
 
When I had one I kept it in a nightstand drawer like a foid's dildo spot. :feelsrope:

Hopefully no parent ever went searching. :feelswhere:

I can't get with a FL these days though, doesn't really do it for me.
 
I don't have one
 
Can’t wait till your mum gets cold one evening and borrows your hoodie. :feelsgah:
Lmao imagine, good thing she doesn’t wear my clothes or even go in my room
 
another high IQ thread by Yerberito
 
Not really man, do you have any of them?
No, of course not.
I was merely asking for a friend of mine.
Anyways, good thread, and I'll make sure to have this bookmarked so once the occasion arises I'll be prepared.
 
No, of course not.
I was merely asking for a friend of mine.
Anyways, good thread, and I'll make sure to have this bookmarked so once the occasion arises I'll be prepared.
Oh ok
Yes bro keep it in mind
 
Where I used to hide my Fleshlight:
-Old backpack. Nobody ever just randomly checks old backpacks
-In a drawer where I keep the computer stuff. My parents aren't computer people so they would never check there.
-Underwear drawer: This one was tricky because my Mom sometimes did go in here for laundry purposes but I only used this place when I had no other choice and needed somewhere to hide it really quickly
-Behind my bed. My bed is pushed up against the wall usually. So what I would do is keep a few inches away from the wall and place the sex toy in between the mattress and the wall. Was an okay hidden spot but sometimes my Mom would randomly do Spring cleaning and one time she was so close to looking behind my bed I had to make some shit up and take her out to dinner so she would leave my room.

Places where I used to hide my piss jugs:
-Behind the curtains. Think my curtains were ever changed once or twice in my room ever. The curtains were never opened because we never used the windows so I could hide piss jugs behind the curtains.
-Behind my bed. Same situation as above.
-Where all my bath supplies were located. Hidden within my shampoos and soaps. Would help me easier dispose of them in the morning when I went to the morning toilet.
 
Where I used to hide my Fleshlight:
-Old backpack. Nobody ever just randomly checks old backpacks
-In a drawer where I keep the computer stuff. My parents aren't computer people so they would never check there.
-Underwear drawer: This one was tricky because my Mom sometimes did go in here for laundry purposes but I only used this place when I had no other choice and needed somewhere to hide it really quickly
-Behind my bed. My bed is pushed up against the wall usually. So what I would do is keep a few inches away from the wall and place the sex toy in between the mattress and the wall. Was an okay hidden spot but sometimes my Mom would randomly do Spring cleaning and one time she was so close to looking behind my bed I had to make some shit up and take her out to dinner so she would leave my room.

Places where I used to hide my piss jugs:
-Behind the curtains. Think my curtains were ever changed once or twice in my room ever. The curtains were never opened because we never used the windows so I could hide piss jugs behind the curtains.
-Behind my bed. Same situation as above.
-Where all my bath supplies were located. Hidden within my shampoos and soaps. Would help me easier dispose of them in the morning when I went to the morning toilet.
Thanks for sharing with us
 
I don't have anything to hide
 
Can it fit in a large 2L bottle?
 
I bought it cause I live in my rent room not with parents. I wouldn't buy it if I still live with them. Mom checks every place in my room she doesn't even knock when entering that she caught me fapping while watching porn
 
I never hide my fleshlight, I'm a man of culture
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I think I’ve a pretty good spot. But I don’t have a flashlight
 
i keep that shit in my closet but had them under my bed for a few days. it was visible today so i hid them in the closet again
 
6. up your ass
 

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