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Story The American Badger

MaldireMan0077

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This little guy is part of the mustilid family witch Im probably not spelling right. This guy is realated to honey badgers witch are the kings of black air force. I put this on because thos guys is just a American version of the Honey Badger. And the honey badger is all about that wrath.

In a zoo in Africa there was a honey badger named Stoffels. Oh and my source is a youtuber called casuall geographic, he make guchi stuff. Stoffel once picked a fight with a lion, got mualed and sent to the vet for 2 months, then came back to the lions den for revenge. Has repeatedly escaped his encloser many many times not for actually leaving but just to fuck with the owners. At one point he even dug up mud, let it dry up to use as a ladder go escape his encloser. Stoffel is just a example of black air force energy.

And god forbid you enconter a wild one. Weather American or Honey. From that honey badger video on the comments, one dude mentioned how he accidentally ran over somthing, went out to check what he rammed, and saw a american honey badger trying to fight his truck. So he drove off and the badger kept chasing the truck trying to tear it to shreds.

But wait! Theres more! Wild honey badger are known for scarring off Lions, cheatahs, theres even a story of one killing a cape Buffalo. The same animal that can roll over a car has been killed by somthing thats smaller then a german shepherd. And a side note, the honey badgers cusin with the wolverine, witch has been known for once killing a polar bear. And god forbid your with a honey badger in a sealed up room because theyll make the holocaust look like a joke.

Because there next ability is use glands near there ass to realease a really really bad smelling gas. Simuler to skunks. Witch then again they do look a bit like skunks.

Morral of the story. Badgers are fucking savages. Weather the wolverine, honey badger or american badger. There also the river otters but thatll get a seperate thread. But that goes to show the savageness of a badger.
 

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