"Shes not texting me because shes busy"
Nope shes fucking Chad and forgot about you
"If I work hard in college it'll pay off"
Nope, Chad will get that management position and if you didn't already get into a top school you'll probobly be unable to find a job, get used to waiting tables
"If I keep working now, I'll get promoted/a raise"
Nope, companies do not promote internally in 2022. They hire a tall, halo effected Chad.
"I'm looking better after lifting and dieting"
just lol, stop lying to yourself. You look no different. Go on roids or just stop
"Just ignore haters"
People who have nothing to hate don't have haters. Just lol
"I'm a late bloomer"
You're a never bloomer
"It's never too late"
Chad got his start in high school. If you were not building lifelong connections then its already over
"Yeah shes fat now but I'll take her to the gym with me!"
Cope, women don't change. You hooked up with a fatty because thats the best you can get. If by some miracle she lost weight she would just leave you
*makes a podcast, starts a youtube channel, starts streaming on twitch*
Just lol. You get 0 viewers because NOBODY LIKES YOU. You're boring, ugly, and unfunny. Stop trying, holy shit.
*picks up some shitty hobby from reddit*
If you can't make it your job (like Chad does) its because you're SHIT and will always be SHIT at that hobby.
Nope shes fucking Chad and forgot about you
"If I work hard in college it'll pay off"
Nope, Chad will get that management position and if you didn't already get into a top school you'll probobly be unable to find a job, get used to waiting tables
"If I keep working now, I'll get promoted/a raise"
Nope, companies do not promote internally in 2022. They hire a tall, halo effected Chad.
"I'm looking better after lifting and dieting"
just lol, stop lying to yourself. You look no different. Go on roids or just stop
"Just ignore haters"
People who have nothing to hate don't have haters. Just lol
"I'm a late bloomer"
You're a never bloomer
"It's never too late"
Chad got his start in high school. If you were not building lifelong connections then its already over
"Yeah shes fat now but I'll take her to the gym with me!"
Cope, women don't change. You hooked up with a fatty because thats the best you can get. If by some miracle she lost weight she would just leave you
*makes a podcast, starts a youtube channel, starts streaming on twitch*
Just lol. You get 0 viewers because NOBODY LIKES YOU. You're boring, ugly, and unfunny. Stop trying, holy shit.
*picks up some shitty hobby from reddit*
If you can't make it your job (like Chad does) its because you're SHIT and will always be SHIT at that hobby.
