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TeeHee The moms eating placenta gummies and smoothies: ‘Celebrities made this mainstream’

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What happens when foids get tired of swallowing Chad's cum and eating his ass, so they decide to eat something that was once part of their bodies:feelspuke::feelspuke::feelspuke::feelspuke:.

Callie Landis makes a living dehydrating placentas for new moms to eat. As founder of Lancaster Placenta Company, a lab in her Pennsylvania home town, she takes the organs moms send her and turns them into capsules, tinctures and balms. She’s most proud of her placenta gummy bears. “They’re pink and glittery,” Landis said. “That encompasses womanhood through and through.”
No one doubts that the placenta keeps a fetus healthy. The organ attaches to the uterus, delivering nutrients via the umbilical cord, and gets delivered shortly after the baby. But evangelists of placenta-eating can easily rattle off a list of the practices’s supposed benefits for the mother after birth, too: they say it aids in breast milk production, reduces the effects of postpartum depression, and helps with general postnatal healing.
OK:worryfeels::worryfeels::worryfeels:.

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Lancaster Placenta Co makes gummy bears out of placentas.
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“To date, we’ve done 300,000 encapsulations,” Corona said. “These celebrities and influencers really propelled my business. They’ve allowed moms to feel like they weren’t the only crazy person who wanted to do it. They’ll say, ‘Oh, so-and-so did this and her baby didn’t get sick.’”
:feelsUnreal::feelsUnreal::feelsUnreal::feelsUnreal:

Women are something else, man:worryfeels::worryfeels:.
 
Interesting, placenta means „Mutterkuchen“ in German, literally “mother cake”.

Well, women always wanted to have their cake and eat it too.
 
What is that for just wtf ?
 
I'm too lazy and disgusted to read the article. Does it mention anything about how and where they get the placentas from? Do you guys realize just how many placentas would be needed to make this a viable business operation? Is it from donations or some shit? Can you even donate a fucking placenta? Someone nuke this facility.
 
FYI placenta is a strong aphrodisiac, like...nature's Viagra
no. fucking. joke.

it was also known to the ancients,

History​

Hippomanes was first named and described in Ancient Greece, with the name literally meaning "horse madness". It was used as an aphrodisiac in Ancient period.[3][4][5][6] One of the first written mentions is Aristotle describing the hippomanes circa 350BC.[1] According to Pliny the Elder,[7] the Hippomanes, which are said to be found as tough bodies on the forehead of the newborn fill, are eaten by the mare immediately after birth. If the mare was prevented from doing so, she would feel no affection for the foal and refuse to feed it, which is why it was believed that the power of love was concentrated in the hippomanes.

The vulval discharge from the mare in oestrus was also referred to as Hippomanes in antiquity and was used equally for love potions and love spells.[8][9]

In a Greek mythology tale, Glaucus, the son of Sisyphus, is devoured by his horses at the funeral games for Pelias, the father of Acastus, during the chariot race, because Aphrodite had driven them wild with Hippomanes.[10][11]

^placenta as aphrodisiac was also noted by ancient Egyptians and so;
it is rumoured that those "traditional chinese medicines" use dried human placenta in their sex booster pills and so

coming back,
if this foid is selling placenta gummies whatever, she is also giving a boost of sexual drives to the consumers :feelshehe:
 

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