I woke up to this.
Is this what Chad feels everyday?
I woke up to this.
Is this what Chad feels everyday?
Now imagine if those were from local girls commenting on your latest instagram post.
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I got 17 once 
Dopamine mogI got 17 once
Fuuuccckk I need to get Surgery fuck
Imagine the same on drugs
Jokes on you, I also got 11 this morning
i woke up with 5
thats not that much tbh
sry man
damn you guys are posting quotable content
tfw when never hit double digit
tfw when never hit double digit
Nice avi
Hey it's the first time I hit it and it's not like it happens everydaydamn you guys are posting quotable content
tfw when never hit double digit
Happens happens happensI woke up to 0 alerts today
Thanks, it is a very rare pepe.
You got 12 alerts meanwhile chad wakes up to 12 foids on his dick.
Rope
i like your avi tbh
our only purpose in life
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Becky gets that many messages every hour, all from guys worshipping her. This is nothing.
Let me share with you life of an becky
- Wakes up beside her Chad boyfriend and gives him a blowjob
- Goes to the kitchen and makes breakfast (pancakes, maple syrup and whipped cream on top) for him
- Chad comes in the kitchen, she gives him another blowjob and he cums on her face
- As Chad goes to off work in his expensive car she kisses him goodbye
- Calls her beta orbiter who was across the street with a telescope and a box of donuts spying on her
- Simp comes running and takes her shopping
- On the way to the mall she talks about how all men are dogs and rapists and each of them should be castrated and put behind bars to rot. Simp gladly agrees
- Spends $1200 on shoes and make up and clothes. Simp happily pays for it
- Orders the most expensive dish in the restaurant, simp pays for it too
- He takes her back home, says goodbye and asks her to call him
- She doesn't returns the gesture and tells him to fuck off
- Calls all her friends and they talk about the dick size of their Chad boyfriends
- Becky brags that she gave her boyfriend unreciprocated oral sex for 5 hours straight
- Get bored and logs on to Reddit
- Writes a post on IT saying "I actually think chubby men with recessed chins are hot. I would totally date them if they had a nice personality"
- Gets bored and opens Tinder
- She had got 300 profile likes last night
- Swipes left on all men shorter than 6'4. Swipes right on men with blue eyes, 6'5 height and perfect jawline.
- Gets 7 chat notifications right after she finished swiping
- All the gigachads she swiped right were desperately waiting to fuck her
- She gives them a time and place for a gangbang
- Opens Twitch where she is a cam girl
- Shows her boobs and ass while playing a stupid game
- Gets bored, opens Patreon and sells nudes and feet pics to horny old men and earns $2000
- Open Instagram where she got 10000 likes on her bikini selfie
- Ignores all comments and DM's and waits for her boyfriend to come home from work
- Chad comes home and starts watching TV
- Becky takes off his shoes and begs for a crumb of dick
- He shoves his dick inside her mouth while he relaxes on the couch
- After he finishes Becky sits beside him and strokes his hair
- TV news says "Feminist protest against wage gap by demonstrating outside White House"
- Becky becomes furious and says "These bitter feminist sluts. I'm not like them babe. I am a men's right activist."
- Chad becomes happy and kisses her goodnight
- After he is asleep Becky goes to the hotel where she had called her Tinder matches
- They have a gangbang all night, she orgasms multiple times after being passed around, triple penetrated and creampied
- Comes back home at 5 AM and falls asleep in the arms of her boyfriend
alerts me
The drug
Mogs me.
Damn dude. So jelly.
Mogs me hard.
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