Soy TIFU by agreeing to get circumcised for my girlfriend

[subhuman]

TLDR: reddit normie gives up his foreskin for his cutter foid, then she breaks up with him.

As an incel who was robbed of his foreskin at birth, Im laughing so hard at the ignorance of these stupid normies who throw it all away.
@CircumcisedClown

 

[blackpillednigga]

she must've had a big nose

 

[PLA1092]

He cut off half his dick just to fuck some random Becky.

 

[Pancakecel]

she must've had a big nose

 

[Grim_Reaper]

What the fuck is wrong with that guy ? That was your natural pussy pocket. Why would you get rid of that?

 

[THE TRUE DIGLET]

just duct tape it back on theory

 

[Govid_Dorious]

Pathetic

 

[THE TRUE DIGLET]

she probably fed it to her dog

 

[Govid_Dorious]

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Serves him right, he trusted a foid!!

 

[subhuman]

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Serves him right, he trusted a foid!!

Foids are the Jews of gender

 

[Med Amine]

what a fucking cuck ,i would sacrifice a foid to get my foreskin back while he's cutting his to fuck some random hole

 

[CircumcisedClown]

TLDR: reddit normie gives up his foreskin for his cutter foid, then she breaks up with him.

As an incel who was robbed of his foreskin at birth, Im laughing so hard at the ignorance of these stupid normies who throw it all away.
@CircumcisedClown

I don’t give two shits about adult circumcision. If you’re retarded enough to pay a doctor to kike your dick, more power to you. Free will.

Problem is 99% of circumcisions are performed on fucking babies before they even understand being alive. The rest are done on fucking 12 yr old Muslim kids who “consented.” Then there’s a small minority of retards who drink the Kool-Aid of coping cut men and really believe it’s better.

Avoiding circumcision is easy. You just have to be born to non-retarded parents.

 

[CircumcisedClown]

He cut off half his dick just to fuck some random Becky.

The real joke is uncut cocks feel better for women, but this Becky has likely never tried one.

She’s gonna cuck him with some uncut Mexican Chad.
>Ooh, honey, can you put your foreskin back? I actually like them now.

My mom, at least, was a virgin till marriage and just assumed all penises looked like my dad’s. Even American textbooks have cut cocks, so I guess I can’t blame her.

 

[CircumcisedClown]

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Serves him right, he trusted a foid!!

I unironically don’t know who knows less about penises, women or American men. They seem to be equally clueless, but women have an advantage because they’ll see hundreds in their life, while a man will likely only see his own and maybe a few others in the locker room.

 

[cripplecel]

What a fucking retard, imagine getting that shit done because of a WHORE.

 

[Swagpilled]

It still amazes me how jews have so much control over americans

 

[CircumcisedClown]

It still amazes me how jews have so much control over americans

Tbh, circumcision is actually much more decisive among Americans than you’d think now.

Only about 50% of newborns are cut here now, with rates much lower in some states. Latinos don’t do it at all really.

The problem is it’s not really a huge issue worth discussing. It’s not like it’s compulsory.

If you don’t like circumcision, the obvious solution is to just not do it to your kid. Spend the money on a nice gaming PC instead (penis surgery can cost over $1k).

If you’re mad about being circumcised, take it up with your parents, not the government. Nobody twisted their arm.

Being angry about being circumcised is as asinine as being angry about being short. You were born unlucky. Tough shit. Nobody wants to hear your sob story.

 

[Maikowski]

You're not a real man if you have a mutilated dick

 

[Swagpilled]

Only about 50%

ONLY about 50%?

 

[sneed (not chuck)]

The problem is it’s not really a huge issue worth discussing.

nigga...

 

[CircumcisedClown]

nigga...

You know what I mean, retard.

Circumcision is legal in Europe too, but nobody does it because they’re not retarded.

Outlawing circumcision will never happen because if you hate it so much, just don’t do it. Trying to make it a political discussion is pointless.

If you were born circumcised like me, I’m sorry, fellow cutfag. We’re the men the world doesn’t care about.

 

[subhuman]

The problem is it’s not really a huge issue worth discussing

JFL you talk about it all the time. It’s literally your name.

I don’t give two shits about adult circumcision. If you’re retarded enough to pay a doctor to kike your dick, more power to you. Free will.

Problem is 99% of circumcisions are performed on fucking babies before they even understand being alive. The rest are done on fucking 12 yr old Muslim kids who “consented.” Then there’s a small minority of retards who drink the Kool-Aid of coping cut men and really believe it’s better.

Avoiding circumcision is easy. You just have to be born to non-retarded parents.

I agree. I just think adult circumcisions are hilarious as someone who was cut at birth. It was forced on me that I should be mutilated and will objectively feel less sexual pleasure. But these idiots did it voluntarily just because they’re stupid. It’s like if you were born tall but sawed your legs off.

being circumcucked at birth pisses me off so much. That shit should not be allowed. They literally spawn killed my dick. I didn’t even have a chance. Just like with my inceldom. It was over when I was born.

 

[sneed (not chuck)]

Outlawing circumcision will never happen because if you hate it so much, just don’t do it.

I actually agree with that, with regard to adults. Circumcising children should 100% be outlawed if its not for medical purposes. Find me the doctor that will give a newborn girl a circumcision.

 

[subhuman]

Outlawing circumcision will never happen because if you hate it so much, just don’t do it. Trying to make it a political discussion is pointless

Isn’t it outlawed for foids? I think the real reason is no one cares about mens issues.

 

[sneed (not chuck)]

If you were born circumcised like me, I’m sorry, fellow cutfag.

Fortunately my parents aren't complete rubes and they didn't snip me, but I feel strongly about this issue because its a clear cut case of fucked up misandry in society and nobody gives a shit.

 

[CircumcisedClown]

JFL you talk about it all the time. It’s literally your name.

It’s not a political issue and never will be.

If the government ever makes dick cutting mandatory, go protest, but otherwise, nobody cares enough to bring this shit to Congress.

As much as we like to believe otherwise, it’s not the government’s job to save you from your retarded parents.

>Please do not circumcise my son, doctor.
Is all your mother had to say. If you wanna be mad at someone, blame them.

Like I said, circumcision is legal in all of Europe, but it doesn’t matter if you’re not a kike/muslim.

 

[subhuman]

It’s not a political issue and never will be.

If the government ever makes dick cutting mandatory, go protest, but otherwise, nobody cares enough to bring this shit to Congress.

As much as we like to believe otherwise, it’s not the government’s job to save you from your retarded parents.

>Please do not circumcise my son, doctor.
Is all your mother had to say. If you wanna be mad at someone, blame them.

Like I said, circumcision is legal in all of Europe, but it doesn’t matter if you’re not a kike/muslim.

Why is foid circumcision illegal then?

 

[CircumcisedClown]

I actually agree with that, with regard to adults. Circumcising children should 100% be outlawed if its not for medical purposes. Find me the doctor that will give a newborn girl a circumcision.

I think it should, but I also realize it will never happen.

You’re expecting too much goodwill from politicians. It’s the same issue with child trannies or parents that give their kids heroine.
>Not my circus, not my monkeys

There’s no point in upsetting people and risking your political career over something that arguably give your own kids an advantage.

BTW, Hunter Biden is confirmed uncut. I wonder how many times Joe Biden has used his platform to speak out against circumcision.

 

[kek1]

Next time he should try roping

 

[CircumcisedClown]

Why is foid circumcision illegal then?

Because the world actually cares about foids. Were you born yesterday?

Should circumcision be illegal? Yes. Will it ever happen? No. Would anyone care if it was just dirty kikes cutting up dicks and no one else? No.

Uncut men look at cut men like tallfags look at manlets.
>Wow, at least I’m not them.
That’s the most sympathy you’re gonna get in this shit world.

Besides, even if circumcision was outlawed tomorrow, it wouldn’t change a damn thing for us.

I wish it was outlawed 30 years ago. I don’t care what happens now.

 

[subhuman]

Besides, even if circumcision was outlawed tomorrow, it wouldn’t change a damn thing for us

I agree. idgaf about other mens dicks. I honestly don’t care if they keep cutting normies as babies. I just hate that they did it to me. It was an injustice.

 

[CircumcisedClown]

I agree. idgaf about other mens dicks. I honestly don’t care if they keep cutting normies as babies. I just hate that they did it to me. It was an injustice.

I’ve tried explaining to normies why circumcision is retarded, and they won’t listen. Their minds are made up.

Fuck ‘em. I don’t fucking care anymore.

 

[subhuman]

I’ve tried explaining to normies why circumcision is retarded, and they won’t listen. Their minds are made up.

It’s probably an ego defense. It’s too brutal for them to accept they are mutilated.

It’s weird to me that American foids actually like cut dicks. Like how can you actually like something that’s mutilated? It kind of reminds me of breast reductions. A lot of dumb bitches will get their tits hacked off so they can fit into smaller clothes or they’re too lazy to exercise. And it leaves a vertical scar under their nipples and makes their tits look so unnatural. It’s repulsive. Anything that is unnatural and mutilated is repulsive.

I guess probably a lot of them don’t even know dicks are supposed to have foreskin. It’s kind of dystopian if you think about it. An entire body part we are supposed to have but no one knows or acts like it exists

 

[CircumcisedClown]

It’s probably an ego defense. It’s too brutal for them to accept they are mutilated.

It’s weird to me that American foids actually like cut dicks. Like how can you actually like something that’s mutilated? It kind of reminds me of breast reductions. A lot of dumb bitches will get their tits hacked off so they can fit into smaller clothes or they’re too lazy to exercise. And it leaves a vertical scar under their nipples and makes their tits look so unnatural. It’s repulsive. Anything that is unnatural and mutilated is repulsive.

I guess probably a lot of them don’t even know dicks are supposed to have foreskin. It’s kind of dystopian if you think about it. An entire body part we are supposed to have but no one knows or acts like it exists

When an uncut dick is erect, it kinda looks similarish to cut. The head is exposed either way.

Plenty of women have slepted with uncut men, or even dated them, not even realizing they’re uncut.
They just think
>Wow, he’s so good at sex. This is the best I’ve ever had.
Not even realizing it’s because he literally has more penis parts.

It’s all a stupid joke. It’s too insane to not laugh ag.

 

[Window]

Just ant eater dick theory

 

[298r651]

I will never forgive them for mutilating me at birth

 

[SnakeCel]

just duct tape it back on theory

This guy in the reddit post should staplemaxx and gluemaxx go get his foreskin back on tbqh.

I will never forgive them for mutilating me at birth

Me neither. I was permenantly mutilated on my fucking dick before I could even think or act for myself. Even though my dick will never be used for sex or seen by anybody but me, the circumcision gives me less pleasure when fapping, so it hinders my ability to coommaxx. Additionally it is a disgusting practice and horrific process which should have been outlawed years ago. It is insane that there is a double standard where women's circumcision is outlawed and seen as barbaric but for men it is considered standard practice in some places.

 

[falloutpilled]

she must've had a big nose

 

[subhuman]

She wanted a flesh ring as some kind of trophy to commemorate her flighty egoism.

She got her pound of flesh.

 

[gonzoalez]

abortion and castration are fetishes for feminist wymen

 

[LeFrenchCel]

What being bluepilled does to a cuck

 

[The Abyss]

Amazing how many guys become doormats for some bitch.

 

[mericks]

Only about 50% of newborns are cut here now, with rates much lower in some states. Latinos don’t do it at all really.

That's a good thing and i hope this trend continues, but at the same time it makes me feel salty because it still happened to me.

 

[RREEEEEEEEE]

TLDR: reddit normie gives up his foreskin for his cutter foid, then she breaks up with him.

As an incel who was robbed of his foreskin at birth, Im laughing so hard at the ignorance of these stupid normies who throw it all away.
@CircumcisedClown

Based. Now his dick won’t look gross.

 

[Immolator]

Natural selection

 

[Inceldia]

I think a foid asking a man big favors is a shit test they love.
If the man bends to their will he just outs himself as a cuck and they wont feel attracted to him anymore (if they had any attraction in the first place). This quote is very fitting: "women love to control man, but hate men they can control"
I think all this shit testing all the time especially if you already are in a relationship is very immature and childish.
But I think what these foids want is to be actually told NO! when they come up with retarded shit, so they get the feeling they are with someone who has a backbone and not some bitch ass marionette. Im glad I learned that.

 

[Zhou Chang-Xing]

TLDR: reddit normie gives up his foreskin for his cutter foid, then she breaks up with him.

As an incel who was robbed of his foreskin at birth, Im laughing so hard at the ignorance of these stupid normies who throw it all away.
@CircumcisedClown

r/tifu
Posted by u/samuels643
11 days ago
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TIFU by agreeing to get circumcised for my girlfriend
This actually happened with my ex girlfriend of 6 months. My girlfriend (22) at the time was not a fan of my foreskin although didn’t mention anything until she brought up that I can get it fixed to be able to enjoy sex better. She said she had been told by her friends it is much cleaner and overall easier to use. At the time I had no issues with her logic and thought that heaps of men have it done, it couldn’t be that bad right?

Fast forward to just before the surgery she was very encouraging and excited to see me have the operation. I was totally fine with the decision at this point and definitely was not educated on how much my life (and penis) was about to change.

I had quite a long foreskin and the doctor removed so much foreskin from my penis that it is pulled tight even when I don’t have a boner, recovery was tough because I was not used to my sensitive tip scraping against my underwear and every step was excruciating. That combined with what I know know as I tight circumcision was a bit much for me and I vented my concerns with my girlfriend.

She constantly dismissed my opinion and said how these issues are just temporary and everyone gets this surgery. I started getting frustrated and said I got this done for you and you’re not giving me any sympathy. This didn’t go well and after a few days of fighting we stopped talking. Not only did I have to recover from a circumcision we didn’t end up continuing the relationship due to a lack of compatibility. Still recovering from this mentally although I get a shocking reminder of this horrible time every time I have to handle my penis and see that it’s been mutilated for a girl I will probably never see again in my life.

TLDR: Got circumcised for my girlfriend at the time, we fought during my recovery period and ended up splitting up, not only did I lose my girlfriend I also permanently lost my foreskin.

UPDATE: thank you so much for the defeated award but honestly don’t know how to feel about that lol. She did defeat me and honestly there’s not a lot I can do about it, my genitals are permanently altered and some serious thoughts should have gone into the decision. Thanks for the support and discussion it is honestly therapeutic. Any questions I’ll do my best to answer! Thanks again

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Before it gets deleted.

If you don’t like circumcision, the obvious solution is to just not do it to your kid. Spend the money on a nice gaming PC instead (penis surgery can cost over $1k).

If you’re mad about being circumcised, take it up with your parents, not the government. Nobody twisted their arm.

Routine circumcision is routinely done on boys, I read stories of mothers who refused it and the doctors still wanted to go ahead and in some cases they could save their sons and in others they couldn't.

It is literally a government's job to ban people from doing stupid things to others. Using your logic we should also blame female circumcisions on the parents and not petition governments to ban it.

Based. Now his dick won’t look gross.

Whenever a Sudanese or Somali toilet gets circumcised people also say "Now her cunt won't look gross".

 

[RREEEEEEEEE]

Whenever a Sudanese or Somali toilet gets circumcised people also say "Now her cunt won't look gross".

Highly doubt that. Never seen a circumcised woman in porn, seen plenty of circumcised men in porn to conclude uncircumcised men have ugly dicks.

 

[Zhou Chang-Xing]

I think a foid asking a man big favors is a shit test they love.
If the man bends to their will he just outs himself as a cuck and they wont feel attracted to him anymore (if they had any attraction in the first place). This quote is very fitting: "women love to control man, but hate men they can control"
I think all this shit testing all the time especially if you already are in a relationship is very immature and childish.
But I think what these foids want is to be actually told NO! when they come up with retarded shit, so they get the feeling they are with someone who has a backbone and not some bitch ass marionette. Im glad I learned that.

Only a minority of toilets do shit tests, I've asked my friends about their relationships and it's literally only borderline psychopathic toilets that shit test their partners. Failing a shit test is better than staying with a psycho girl. Most men stay with these toilets out of desperation, he was so afraid that he'll never have sex again that he had his dick mutilated.

This is pure abuse of power, she had sexual power over him so she manipulated him into having a painful unnecessary operation done on him. If men had this power over toilets the Feminists would rightfully call it out. She deserves to have her labia removed out of revenge.

 

[Zhou Chang-Xing]

Highly doubt that. Never seen a circumcised woman in porn, seen plenty of circumcised men in porn to conclude uncircumcised men have ugly dicks.

Most porn is produced in the United States of America where most men are circumcised. If you'd exclusively watch German or Polish porn you'd never see a circumcised dick. If you'd only watch Somali porn you'd rarely see an uncircumcised cunt.