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Trash bandicoot 3 is ass

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Its barely bettER than 2 but still sucks

> Le random level themes to attempt to be new and interesting

> Variety of shitty vehicle levels (takes up at least 50% of the game if not more) which control has well as Master trying to not rape black kids

> Normal platform levels are jank with shit camera angles (the camera often struggles to keep up), and generic, empty sparse design with random placement of enemies and crates

> Dumbass reinforced crates which can be broken by a bbc ground pound, just slows gameplay down

> Added shitty relics

> Cryptic secrets no one would know like jumping into a random Pterodactylus , just to unlock more shitty vehicle levels

> Sleeper music

> Shit hitboxes

> dumb enemies and level gimmicks

Why these games are rated so highly is beyond me

Crash 2 just birthed more shitty sequels that got worse and worse.

The only reason people played these coal games is because there was no alternative 3d platformers at the time

The remasters should have remastered the games, instead of copy + paste with new medicore modern graphics

crash 1 was flawed but good, and the devs clearly put in thought and effort, and considering its one of the first 3d platformers, its a great game, but the devs clearly got blacked or replaced for crash 2 onwards
 
Haven't heard of that game since the 90s
 
I only ever played the 4th and some other crash on the ps2
 
Its barely bettER than 2 but still sucks

> Le random level themes to attempt to be new and interesting

> Variety of shitty vehicle levels (takes up at least 50% of the game if not more) which control has well as Master trying to not rape black kids

> Normal platform levels are jank with shit camera angles (the camera often struggles to keep up), and generic, empty sparse design with random placement of enemies and crates

> Dumbass reinforced crates which can be broken by a bbc ground pound, just slows gameplay down

> Added shitty relics

> Cryptic secrets no one would know like jumping into a random Pterodactylus , just to unlock more shitty vehicle levels

> Sleeper music

> Shit hitboxes

> dumb enemies and level gimmicks

Why these games are rated so highly is beyond me

Crash 2 just birthed more shitty sequels that got worse and worse.

The only reason people played these coal games is because there was no alternative 3d platformers at the time

The remasters should have remastered the games, instead of copy + paste with new medicore modern graphics

crash 1 was flawed but good, and the devs clearly put in thought and effort, and considering its one of the first 3d platformers, its a great game, but the devs clearly got blacked or replaced for crash 2 onwards
twinsanity and wrath of cortex deserve some respect tho
 
still a great game but not as good as 2 tho

secret areas all have same melody, they just changed the instruments. unlike in crash 2, they were all unique

also too many vehicle levels

ambiance was nice. egypt, ww1, future, bikes, arabian, dino levels had 10/10 vibez

cortex was much worse in this game than 2. this was where they started turning the characters into jokes
 
twinsanity and wrath of cortex deserve some respect tho
twinsanity didn't hit right other than that crazy OST. I give them props just for trying that. WOC graphics were really cheap and phoned in, load times were ridiculous. But the soundtrack was pretty damn good
 
wrath of cortex deserve some respect tho
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