JestER
Clown World Analyst
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So my bitch mother was preparing a SpEsHaL dinner for my family because it's my sister's birthday today, even though she would never do anything like this for me, if anything even acknowledge that it's my birthday (that fucking cunt). She then tells me to call my whore sister by phone to ask when she will arrive, I told her to get lost but she retaliated by saying I won't eat shit if I don't do it. So me being the nice inkwellian that I am, I called the filthy cum guzzling puta using my personal flagship phone I bought using money I leeched from the government and then some, only to get my call rejected by that flappy-vaginaled slut. I told my mother what had happened and her solution was to use her shitty phone instead, so I did. Surprise surprise the Chad chaser picked it up and as soon as I began saying the first word of my sentence the worthless hole hanged up on me, surprise surprise . Of course I also informed my unloving mother about this and you know what she said? She fucking blamed ME by accusing me that I somehow had been rude to her and that's the reason why she did what she did . So you wanna know what I did? I fucking threw the cunt's phone to the floor possibly bricking it in the process and stormed off. Guess I won't be eating Latin cuisine tonight
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