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News Update on situation: porndude has broke free from chechnya prison five hours ago

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Five operatives in full military equipment jumped from chopper onto prisons roof and moved towards his cell from there. They circumcised any guards they met along the way.
Upon getting cornered along with prisoner one of them screamed אוי וויי, זה לא מועיל בחור, פורנוג'וד הולך איתנו and they dissapeared in a cloud of black smoke and fire. Local priest says that talmudic magic might be involved.

Witnesses say that each operative had star of david on their shoulder, but Israels prime minister denies any jewish involvement, citing: "Oy vey, you just made that up to not pay for six bilion goy" and media officially inform that it was russian diversion.
 
nice, hope he doesn't get caught
 
what the actual fuck
 
what the actual fuck
Unknown perpetrator nicknamed "Porndude" is currently running a porn site under the same name which is shilled on Fast Banana Dot Com
He was involved in numerous terrorist attacks and has been accused of several war crimes and human rights violations, currently warrant of capture is placed on him in 29 countries and international efforts of various secret services to capture him have been made.
 
Keep me posted
 
Unknown perpetrator nicknamed "Porndude" is currently running a porn site under the same name which is shilled on Fast Banana Dot Com
He was involved in numerous terrorist attacks and has been accused of several war crimes and human rights violations, currently warrant of capture is placed on him in 29 countries and international efforts of various secret services to capture him have been made.
Now that's what I call a man. Gigabased dude indeed.
 
i hate the porndude
 
How the fuck do people even make money from porn sites
 

Five operatives in full military equipment jumped from chopper onto prisons roof and moved towards his cell from there. They circumcised any guards they met along the way.
Upon getting cornered along with prisoner one of them screamed אוי וויי, זה לא מועיל בחור, פורנוג'וד הולך איתנו and they dissapeared in a cloud of black smoke and fire. Local priest says that talmudic magic might be involved.

Witnesses say that each operative had star of david on their shoulder, but Israels prime minister denies any jewish involvement, citing: "Oy vey, you just made that up to not pay for six bilion goy" and media officially inform that it was russian diversion.
" They circumcised any guards they met along the way. "
:feelsmega:
 
I knew that was gonna happen I called it in the last thread!
WHY DID NOBODY LISTEN TO ME?!!!?!?!
 

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