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TheGrayWolf

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basically say how much specific tiers you've reached within your own rank, every 100 posts gives you a star

it resets once you reach a new rank
 
basically say how much specific tiers you've reached within your own rank, every 100 posts gives you a star

it resets once you reach a new rank
Great thanks!
 
basically say how much specific tiers you've reached within your own rank, every 100 posts gives you a star

it resets once you reach a new rank

Thanks for the information, matecel.
 
West Garfield Park - right in the centre. :feelsaww:
From 20:00 till 08:00 the following morning.
A truly beautiful place. Asking for a friend but is it possible to book a 5-star hotel and book 12 prostitutes who I’ll fly over from Europe for the night who are all rated minimum a 9/10. They should all be 18-21 years old. They should be non-White, Spanish or Latina. They’ll all satisfy me. It’s not what I want and I’ll still be incel but I can’t get a gf so why not. I’ll be happy for a night before I resume my shitty lonely miserable existence.
 
The Chicago residents don't take too kindly too outsiders, unfortunately. You'll have to make do with 3 of the finest prostitutes Chicago has to offer - Danees, Shaniqua and Faith. I'm sure they'll be able to satisfy all of your... sexual needs, yes. They are in their 30's - not an issue, right?

A 5-star hotel? My good sir, do you not wish to partake in the authentic Chicago experience? You'll be staying at Shaniqua's home for your stay - her brother is a local respected drug dealer, so he'll keep you safe. In the event of an... emergency, lock your bedroom door and hide in the closet until the gunfire subsides.

I hope you enjoy your stay!
Well then build one! Can’t be too hard can it? This is unacceptable. Do you know who I am? One phone-call and I can get you removed, young man. But fine, I digress. This time. And I made a mistake. I said “non-white”, that’s wrong, I want WHITE, Spanish or Latina. But I see it that’s not possible. I will visit and I expect the best - the BEST - Chicago experience.

I want the US President’s guarantee. You have 10 minutes to get me the president on the phone. Otherwise I will be cancelling my trip and YOU will hear from my team of 100 lawyers! I’m angry because no hot woman wants to fuck me but I’m a billionaire and own airlines, porn sites, and sports teams! And women still don’t want me because I’m ugly! I wanna become US president once though. And you’ll be my VP.

Disclaimer: This, of course, is all satire.
 
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Of course, of COURSE! Only the finest for our esteemed guest - the best this lovely state has to offer.

Haha, of course we wouldn't be able to erect a structure such as a hotel on such short notice! We will make plans to have it built during the coming months, rest assured.

But... we do not take too kindly to threats. I hope this will not turn into a larger issue? I'd hate to have to inform the local boys about this - they'd be more than happy to pay you a little visit.
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... I'm sorry to inform that, due to your disrespect of our staff, we'll have to take you off of the guest list for the upcoming I.N.C.E.L fair in the fall. I hope this does not inconvenience you too much; we here at I.N.C.E.L value our staff highly - we cannot allow you to throw your weight around.

We will be forwarding your information over to the local boys, yes. They need to have a word with you - if you wish to attend future fairs, you'll best pay heed to their advice.

... yes boys, that one there. Pay him a visit, will you? Show him the real Chicago experience. Leave his face alone - it is already bad enough (snickering, snickering)...
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Good day, Mr Wolf.
I’ve got to hand it to you, you’re goood! You should become a movie-script writer
 

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