Realistically speaking, there’s a lot of factors that can come into play. It’s not unironically impossible to have sex when you’re short, curry and ugly and I can’t stress this enough for the lurkers and outsiders, it’s not a matter of whether one’s capable or not; it’s how it is undeniably MUCH harder to do it than the average human being.
I know you’re mostly joking and I’m probably being autistic about it right now jfl but there’s really no such thing as “if they could do it, so can you!” sort of nonsense “there’s no excuse” argument.