LDAR what would it take you to join the military?

[quinn24]

im in the usa

i would do it without question if i was guaranteed access to funded jb pussy

but as it stands, i will stay the fuck away from it

 

[DaveBuster]

You are definitely not going to get guaranteed access to that. Quite the opposite, as you know, you'll be around virtually all men for years.

I laughed at the military for a long time, and of course I hate the burgerstan military machine fighting wars for weasely globalists, but the structure and routine of the military is probably good for molding young men without direction in their lives.

 

[Deleted member 677]

I would gladly go to jail for draft dodging before going to fight and die for government overlords.

 

[Mystic]

I would gladly go to jail for draft dodging before going to fight and die for government overlords.

 

[Sans]

I’ll fight for the Turkish military.

 

[Admiral_Arkantos]

I would gladly go to jail for draft dodging

 

[Robtical]

i would do it without question if i was guaranteed access to funded jb pussy

but as it stands, i will stay the fuck away from it

 

[mcfroggy]

The military is for ppl who struggle to get food and shelter bro... No normal person would want to join. They love to sing their praises but vets are treated like shit.

 

[Deleted member 16582]

War with israel

 

[Deleted member 19079]

dont have a choice kek its mandatory for me to spend 6 months militarymaxxing

 

[Deleted member 101]

Unlimited pussy and free Subway for life

 

[Nothingness]

Military joins us tbh

 

[Robtical]

Military joins us tbh

Joins me.

 

[StaroRavager]

They’d need to grease the wheels for me before I would ever consider it

 

[Insomniac]

I would proudly fight for the SS but I would never fight for Israel

 

[Deleted member 14866]

dont have a choice kek its mandatory for me to spend 6 months militarymaxxing

in australia?

 

[Napoleon de Geso]

To be man, not fag. But would not joing lithuanian, fuck lithuania, and their militarism propagation because of "russian treat"

 

[Blacktarpill]

I’ll fight for the Turkish military.

They force us to do that here. Its ragefuel.

 

[Deleted member 19079]

in australia?

no man I have a Taiwanese passport as well

 

[TheGambler2]

Permission to kill cucks

 

[StoicNihilist]

I actually prepared and planned on joining the Army after high school, but was turned away for some medical reasons.

Now that I think about it, I would have been miserable in the military. In order to do well in the military you need to be at least Chadlite material, love working in teams, and love obeying authority. Those traits are the polar opposite of me.

 

[Cuyen]

I’ll fight for the Turkish military.

Its easy to get in if youre citizen

 

[Weed]

Free sliding genio, orbital rim implants and skin laser surgery. Daily reminder that you MUST go to military in Russia just lol

 

[Valiant Virgin]

There isn't anything that would make me join.

Fuck risking my life for the sake of some bullshit war.

 

[TheNEET]

they don't have anything to offer me

I would gladly go to jail for draft dodging before going to fight and die for government overlords.

 

[Words2_live_bye]

Give me access to JB pussy, money and social status.
Not only do i get to fuck JBs when i'm on duty but also when i come home, i have a JB wife i married.

 

[ihaveno1]

prime loyal jb pussy and enough money for rest of my life to live on

 

[Deleted member 6018]

The military is far worse than what it sounds
It is comparable to high school with no breaks and more suffering
Military life is not for most incels

 

[Sans]

Its easy to get in if youre citizen

Even if you were born somewhere else? Do you have to speak Turkish?

 

[mybodyisrotting]

i would do it without question if i was guaranteed access to funded jb pussy

 

[Dionysus]

if i get really good weapons and good money

 

[Guest2]

If friendly fire is activated.

 

[Deleted member 12355]

fighting against the US

 

[Cuyen]

fighting against the US

Blessed

 

[seija]

Losing everything that I have, well I had very little to begin with anyways.

 

[littlemanhikicel]

I would proudly fight for the SS but I would never fight for Israel
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That man probably goes from chad to truecel.
BTW military is full of chads and you have to be tall

 

[heroinfather]

I couldn't ever imagine how much of a cuck you need to be to be a military worker, especially if you die for them. They fight *literally* for jews, USA gives massive cuts to Israel. Being in the military is more cucked than watching your wife get fucked by 10000 black bulls at the same time

 

[Deleted member 19236]

Lack of money

 

[blond_elf_bard]

im in the usa

i would do it without question if i was guaranteed access to funded jb pussy

but as it stands, i will stay the fuck away from it

Physical, non-sexual intimacy with woma(e)n

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

you get absolutely nothing when you get back.

the only thing you can get out of military service is some kind of personal victory and triumph, if you fought for the right people and somehow managed to avoid getting maimed

all wars will be kikewars for the time being, so fat chance at that

 

[Michinomiya Hirohit]

i always wanted to join the army since i was 6 but sadly i cant due to my bad eye sight and anxiety plus nobody cares about soldiers where i am from they care more about some black guy that got killed then a soldier that died for his country

 

[HighTGymcel]

Military is a bad cope

 

[Warrior Unhinged]

Tried the military thing, almost got through basic but failed due to fitness, Run time was hot garbo no matter how much I tried, Even passed out a couple times. They told me to go home and train, try again. I think now I could hack it and kill it, but I really despise the daily retardation and the people. The routine was really refreshing though, even though the issued rifle was laughably bad.

 

[FrothySolutions]

If I can have a cushy desk job flying drones like I'm playing Pilotwings? Something in surveillance?

 

[Deleted member 4159]

- A legitimate war to save our country.
- Non cucked leadership.
- A family that's worth dying for.
- Patriarchy laws that punish my wife for cheating on me.

 

[Deleted member 16023]

I won't join the military , but I'll fight a war for any army really. Military is boring , but fighting in a war allows e to kill legally and that would be fun.

 

[blackcel]

Already joined the military and left it.

It was far better than going to college right out of highschool. There is absolutely nothing cucked about it (US military at least). I got out with a free colelge degree, over $20k in my bank account, a security clearance, and unique job experience. The only people who are in danger of dying are there because they volunteered to be there. The US military is basically its own society, there are a fuck ton of jobs that you can take that'll put you far away from combat.

 

[Deleted member 818]

Maybe I’d join if I didn’t have to work for the rest of my life.

 

[blackcel]

Anything else about the experience?

It sure as shit isn't a fuck fest, especially for us incels. There are chads, normies, and the guys who never get any. My time in the military is really what blackpilled me and cause me to naturally discover the JBW theory, though. Even the ugliest of dudes somehow managed to go on leave and come back with a wife. Hell, one of the most insufferable guys I knew who literally had no redeeming qualities (no looks, absolutely shit personality, and his breath also smelled like ass) somehow managed to find a wife. They may all ended up being cucks, but at least they found a woman willing to give up the pussy.

There was this one dude I knew who legit looked like the yellow dude from sin city. There was also a literal fedora wearing fat guy as well. They were still single as far as I know. The fedora guy had a bunch of female friends, though, so I wouldn't be surprised if he got laid eventually. The yellow bastard may probably still be an incel. Some guys tried to buy a prostitute for him while they were in the the Philippines and she even rejected him. Brutal. So much for JBWIA.

 

[TheSecondComing]

if i was guaranteed access to jb pussy

That