LifeFuel Who Would Win?

[lonelysince2006]

Robert Pershing Wadlow (A.K.A Alton Giant, Giant of Illinois), 1918–1940

• PEAK HEIGHT: 8 ft 11.1 in (2.72 m)
• PEAK WEIGHT: 439 lb (199 kg)
• AGE: 22 (1940)
• REACH: 9'5 (2.87 m)
• HANDEDNESS/STANCE: RIGHT-HANDED, ORTHODOX

André René Roussimoff (A.K.A André the Giant), 1946–1993

• PEAK HEIGHT: 7 ft 4 in (2.24 m)
• PEAK WEIGHT: 520 lb (236 kg)
• AGE: 22 (1968) (for the sake of fairness, because André unfortunately deteriorated in his final years)
• REACH: 7'4 (2.24 m) [source: ChatGPT; dubious?]
• HANDEDNESS/STANCE: RIGHT-HANDED, ORTHODOX

Who would win? I think André (BMI=47) would actually have an advantage if he is able to incapacitate Wadlow's (BMI=26.9) legs, drop him on the mat, and make him submit with a hold.

Edit: Just for the sake of this scenario, let's say Robert Wadlow is NOT a cripple!

 

[Vendetta]

slender man vs fat dude

 

[Vendetta]

REACH: 9'5 (2.87 m)

holy shit bro, hes gonna get sniped from across the ring

 

[Vendetta]

Who would win? I think André (BMI=47) would actually have an advantage if he is able to incapacitate Wadlow's (BMI=26.9) legs, drop him on the mat, and make him submit with a hold.

depends if robert can use his range to his advantage, if hes gonna let that fat dude run up and tackle him then hes fucked

 

[ElTruecel]

Both of them were basically crippled pretty much

 

[ElTruecel]

depends if robert can use his range to his advantage, if hes gonna let that fat dude run up and tackle him then hes fucked

He could barely move without a fucking cane his range is useless

 

[Vendetta]

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Robert Pershing Wadlow (A.K.A Alton Giant, Giant of Illinois), 1918–1940

• PEAK HEIGHT: 8 ft 11.1 in (2.72 m)
• PEAK WEIGHT: 439 lb (199 kg)
• AGE: 22 (1940)
• REACH: 9'5 (2.87 m)
• HANDEDNESS/STANCE: RIGHT-HANDED, ORTHODOX

André René Roussimoff (A.K.A André the Giant), 1946–1993

• PEAK HEIGHT: 7 ft 4 in (2.24 m)
• PEAK WEIGHT: 520 lb (236 kg)
• AGE: 22 (1968) (for the sake of fairness, because André unfortunately deteriorated in his final years)
• REACH: 7'4 (2.24 m) [source: ChatGPT; dubious?]
• HANDEDNESS/STANCE: RIGHT-HANDED, ORTHODOX

Who would win? I think André (BMI=47) would actually have an advantage if he is able to incapacitate Wadlow's (BMI=26.9) legs, drop him on the mat, and make him submit with a hold.

edit ur thread saying if they are both functional and not crippled

 

[Vendetta]

He could barely move without a fucking cane his range is useless

yes im telling OP to change the description

 

[Vendetta]

robert frame mogs to oblivion

 

[Vendetta]

• PEAK HEIGHT: 8 ft 11.1 in (2.72 m)
• PEAK WEIGHT: 439 lb (199 kg)

thats not even skinny bro hes like normal weight vs a shorter fat dude

yall sleepin on wadlow man if andre and wadlow both didnt train how to throw punches then wadlow solos

 

[Vendetta]

Andre the giant was a professional wrestler who lifted weights. It might've been scripted but he still had to do dangerous stunts. Wadlow couldnt even walk and died at the age of 22 living a sedentary lifestyle. Even if Wadlow used his reach advantage andre could just snap his arm.

Edit: Robert Wadlow is NOT a cripple!

 

[lonelysince2006]

Robert Wadlow could barely walk, by the time he tries to utilize his reach advantage Andre would already snap his arm and roll him over.

Wadlow showed considerable strength even at a very young age and despite his sickly looking appearance in later years:

He possessed great physical strength until the last few days of his life.[9][better source needed]

By the age of eight, Wadlow was taller than his father and by nine he was strong enough to carry his father up and down a full flight of stairs with little effort.

Best-case scenario, I imagine Wadlow trying to throw a kick and André grabbing his leg and snapping it or it just breaking on impact, kind of like this guy:

robert frame mogs to oblivion

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Brutal. Do you think Wadlow got any pussy? We know André did cause he had a kid.

thats not even skinny bro hes like normal weight vs a shorter fat dude

Yeah, his BMI I calculated is actually in the normal range, while André's was obese.

Andre the giant was a professional wrestler who lifted weights. It might've been scripted but he still had to do dangerous stunts. Wadlow couldnt even walk and died at the age of 22 living a sedentary lifestyle. Even if Wadlow used his reach advantage andre could just snap his arm.

What if Wadlow just lifted him up with his inhuman reach and held him there?

Not a cripple yet required a cane and died at age 22 from a faulty ankle brace infection? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Wadlow

Just for the sake of this scenario, I'm saying he wasn't a cripple.

 

[Vendetta]

Not a cripple yet required a cane and braces couldn't even feel his legs and died at age 22 from a faulty ankle brace infection? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Wadlow

do u NOT KNOW WHAT A HYPOTHETICAL situation is we all know hes a cripple

 

[Vendetta]

Do you think Wadlow got any pussy?

he railed these hoes after this pic was taken

 

[Vendetta]

I imagine Wadlow trying to throw a kick

bro who tf throws kicks

 

[Vendetta]

Then you're just making him superhuman, so there's no point.

Strength means nothing in a fight without explosive power. He could barely even feel his limbs, no way he would generate enough power to hold back andre the giant, andre would just bull rush him like a bowling ball hitting pins. Professional wrestlers are stuntmen and have great amount of explosive power.

bro he said FUNCTIONAL as for the hypothetical situation so he wouldnt have any limb problems or mobility issues

 

[Vendetta]

andre would just bull rush him like a bowling ball hitting pins.

in reality if he tried that:


View: https://youtu.be/oBUqW0opkdU?t=21

 

[Vendetta]

in reality if he tried that:


View: https://youtu.be/oBUqW0opkdU?t=21

go to 0:21

 

[lonelysince2006]

he railed these hoes after this pic was taken

View attachment 1109507

He looks like a typical escortmaxxer, though, ngl. I mean, this dude looks like a total nerd and goofy as hell. Literally the only thing he could leverage for pussy was his height.

Then you're just making him superhuman, so there's no point.

How is this making him superhuman? He would fucking fall down and die the moment you try to make him stand straight without a cane jfl.

bro who tf throws kicks

What if Wadlow frontkicks André the Faggot to oblivion? The fat fuck would flip over the ring lines.

in reality if he tried that:


View: https://youtu.be/oBUqW0opkdU?t=21

In reality: Wadlow vs André:

 

[bcroger]

Robert Pershing only lived for 22 years and could barely move.

 

[Vendetta]

In reality: Wadlow vs André:
View attachment 1109510

dude got beat up by a gay dude wearing jeans

 

[Vendetta]

I thought you were talking about a hypothetical scenario with him having no disabilities at all and having the same functionality as an average sized human being? I think there's a huge misunderstanding here.

yes thats the scenario

 

[lonelysince2006]

I thought you were talking about a hypothetical scenario with him having no disabilities at all and having the same functionality as an average sized human being? I think there's a huge misunderstanding here.

Yeah, I'm saying you need a hypothetical scenario where Wadlow isn't a cripple because he stands no chance with zero feeling in his legs.

Robert Pershing only lived for 22 years and could barely move.

Edit: Just for the sake of this scenario, let's say Robert Wadlow is NOT a cripple!

 

[Vendetta]

Yeah, I'm saying you need a hypothetical scenario where Wadlow isn't a cripple because he stands no chance with zero feeling in his legs.

literally no-low diff bro

a normal weight tallfag thats almost 2ft taller with so much range
vs
a short fat mexican dude (short compared to wadlow)

robert wins no diff bro

 

[lonelysince2006]

a short fat mexican dude

 

[Max Doltman]

prime andre would kill him

 

[lonelysince2006]

prime andre would kill him

André looks like a fat elementary school kid infront of Wadlow.

@FrothySolutions @HeOweGoreWrath You guys watch WWE? You know who would win?

 

[Vendetta]

@Logic55 @anandkonda @curryboy420 @curryboy @Adolf Kitler

what do u think

 

[erenyeager]

Me.

 

[curryboy]

The france guy

 

[Vendetta]

Me.

incorrect

 

[Max Doltman]

André looks like a fat elementary school kid infront of Wadlow.

@FrothySolutions @HeOweGoreWrath You guys watch WWE? You know who would win?

andre was a tough mfer the other dude is just a stick man.

 

[erenyeager]

incorrect

Incorrect

 

[Vendetta]

andre was a tough mfer the other dude is just a stick man.

hes normal weight

 

[Max Doltman]

go look up prime andre in the ring he was very athletic

 

[Logic55]

@Logic55 @anandkonda @curryboy420 @curryboy @Adolf Kitler

what do u think

The tall guy has no fighting experience, Andre will fuck him up badly

 

[lonelysince2006]

Me.

Of course.

go look up prime andre in the ring he was very athletic

I'm still convinced Wadlow can just grab André's hands and hold them above his head or something.

 

[lonelysince2006]

Funny thing I noticed in this thread is that the manlet shamers are the ones who want the tall guy to win the most.

Ok, bro, I love manlets, but I know that André the Fat Fuck has nothing on my boy Wadlow. Also, Wadlow looks like a total truecel and probably was (no offspring or relationships reported), but André had a daughter.

And André isn't a manlet either exactly.

 

[Max Doltman]

i just saw something saying andre just drank mostly and barely worked out . imagine if he was a gymmaxxer

 

[FrothySolutions]

Robert Wadlow is "tall," but he's not "big" in the right ways. Andre snaps him like the world's tallest popsicle stick.

 

[Vendetta]

Funny thing I noticed in this thread is that the manlet shamers are the ones who want the tall guy to win the most.

be realistic here

 

[Vendetta]

Robert Wadlow is "tall," but he's not "big" in the right ways. Andre snaps him like the world's tallest popsicle stick.

robert has a way bigger frame but the picture doesnt show that cuz its not drawn to scale

 

[FrothySolutions]

robert has a way bigger frame but the picture doesnt show that cuz its not drawn to scale

Would showing him from the front reveal his frame?

 

[screwthefbi]

I'd probably beat Robert