Who’s the biggest fakecel on .is?

[HiddenUzer]

Hmm

 

[AbsolutelyBrutal]

You

 

[Postmaxxercel50k]

It was @IncelWithNoLuck and @Broly but now there gone

 

[Zer0/∞]

Probably @NoLooksNoLife.

 

[Incelius Savage]

You

 

[zephyr]

No one.

 

[thespanishcel]

Knajjd

 

[kretschmer]

any poster who’s is constantly trolling and never serious is a normie faggot who’s only here to fuck with us

 

[rope2cope]

anyone with friends, a job that isn't a cuck min wage one and people who don't post on friday and saturday night.

 

[Reclusemaxxer]

Anybody that’s white or over 6’0

 

[Pixycel]

Me

 

[PLA1092]

HiddenUzer, Prog, boredmentalcel, and others who either spam threads, or never make any attempt at any actual discussion...

Same with height humblebraggers and those who delve into purity spiralling.

 

[NoLooksNoLife]

Probably @NoLooksNoLife.

Ricecel = trucel

 

[NoLooksNoLife]

Anybody that’s white or over 6’0

 

[Cope_Time]

@Pixycel

 

[Pixycel]

@Pixycel

 

[Postmaxxercel50k]

 

[Intellau_Celistic]

My fictional character Aspie John:

Our dear protagonist, Aspie John, enjoys another day during his stint in class when he encounters a new kid: Short Morena.

Short Morena is a depressed, somewhat anxious girl of about fifteen-years of age with bipolar disorder. She has mood swings, chronic migraines and a clear distaste for vain youth, much like Aspie John. He also notices her similar self-harm behaviors. They do not immediately chat, however.

After a month or so, Aspie John develops an attraction to Short Morena, since she is humble, serious and non-flirtatious, something quite different from the behavior/personality of Anxious Jane. The two participate in a gym activity with the Phys. Ed teacher, during which Short Morena grabs Aspie John's hand to help him cross the web used for the activity. He thanks her and the two receive praise from the Phys Ed. teacher for working together. In another gym activity involving sports, she offers advice to Aspie John as he struggles to push a puck with a stick due to his motor coordination problems.

Short Morena begins to greet Aspie John, which he responds to with "Hello". Days go on, and Short Morena asks Aspie John if he wishes to play a game with her, since he sits alone daily and stutters, which he declines. One day, the class prepares to go outside for a walk, which causes Short Morena to speak to Aspie John:

"Shouldn't you get your jacket, Aspie John?"

"Yes, I think I should..."

Short Morena then informs the teacher, and Aspie John gets his coat. It is, after all, a very cold day in March 2016. A day or so later, a new kid joins the class, Unkind Blondie. Unkind Blondie argues with other classroom kids over something fairly meaningless, and is sent to a new classroom as a result. After the argument, Short Morena asks Aspie John:

"Were you bothered by the class argument?"

"No, I was not"

"Okay"

The two enter the school lobby in preparation to leave, and Short Morena asks Aspie John, "Did you have a good day?", which he replies "Yes" to. She then says, "I see your ride outside", and Aspie John leaves.

Gradually, Aspie John becomes deeply attracted to Short Morena and finds himself heavy with anxiety at the thought of seeing her each day. He takes note of her problems as she speaks to the teacher and notes statements such as "I feel like a disgusting bipolar girl". The teachers says "She has a flat affect", which Aspie John is already aware of. He starts to envision himself chatting with her about various different things, even though it pains him since stutters and is too anxious to form a friendship with her.

Soon, Aspie John learns that Short Morena will be moving and transferring to a different school soon, which greatly saddens him. He also stays home for several days due to his encounter with Anxious Jane in the hospital waiting room. Upon returning to school, he participates in a class game with the other students, a game of Mad-Libs. That day is also Short Morena's last day of school.

As Aspie John starts to relay his answers to the class, Short Morena starts laughing happily at each answer and votes for him when the teacher asks the class which student provided the best answers, which causes him to become very jittery from anxiety yet calm.

As the two students leave class, Short Morena says "Bye, Aspie John" in a kind tone to Aspie John, which causes him to reply with a calm "Ok". He is grateful to have met her, though he knows she views him only as someone to be pitied for his illnesses.

The very next day, however:

"I think Aspie John was extremely hurt when we discussed the behavior of Anxious Jane and Tall Kid. He was covering himself up with a hoodie upon seeing her."

"He's so sensitive! Oh my goodness! They were just joking!"

"If Aspie John wanted someone more like him, why didn't he just..."

The other kids in the classroom then start whispering about it and Aspie John overhears them, filling him with shame and embarrassment. He still misses Short Morena. Days before school graduation, Aspie John overhears two teachers discussing him and Anxious Jane:

"So, Anxious Jane is graduating soon"

"When Anxious Jane realizes how difficult it will be to communicate with Aspie John, she'll be crying"

"No, I think she'll be okay. She has plenty of friends and support"

Upon hearing this, two students sitting in the front row of Aspie John, a boy and a girl, whisper and immediately afterwards say to one another:

"Hi Mulatto Boy" - To an autistic child

"Hi Mulatta Girl"

Aspie John assumes they are laughing at him, as he is already anxious and very depressed on this particular day, given he has ASD-related attachment. He has no actual intention to "reconcile" with Anxious Jane, since she has a clear preference for "high status" White males. When a teacher asks him of his opinion of his time in the classroom, he simply responds with "Ambivalent".

As Aspie John leaves his classroom for the final time, the teacher provides him with copies of each homework sheet he submitted. Aspie John is very grateful and thanks him before leaving, with slightly teary eyes not visible to the teacher.

 

[HiddenUzer]

HiddenUzer, Prog, boredmentalcel, and others who either spam threads, or never make any attempt at any actual discussion...

Same with height humblebraggers and those who delve into purity spiralling.

HiddenUzer the biggest truecel Uzer

 

[kretschmer]

any poster who’s is constantly trolling and never serious is a normie faggot who’s only here to fuck with us

 

[Skinny Link]

It was @IncelWithNoLuck and @Broly but now there gone

Wtf when did Broly leave? Did he ascend in college already?

 

[Postmaxxercel50k]

Did he ascend in college already?

Yes

 

[Skinny Link]

Yes

Wtf did he at least make a farewell thread?

 

[Fallenleaves]

and those who delve into purity spiralling.

 

[Postmaxxercel50k]

Wtf did he at least make a farewell thread?

I’m pretty sure he did on looksmax than deleted his posts here

 

[Skinny Link]

I’m pretty sure he did on looksmax than deleted his posts here

Hm, looks like I've got some digging to do then
Also jfl, I knew from the moment he said he had friends that he was a fakecel. NTpill reigns supreme again @Zer0/∞

 

[Zer0/∞]

Hm, looks like I've got some digging to do then
Also jfl, I knew from the moment he said he had friends that he was a fakecel. NTpill reigns supreme again @Zer0/∞

Trucels don’t have friends.

 

[PLA1092]

 

[Goosecel]

Escortcels

 

[Pixycel]

Wtf when did Broly leave? Did he ascend in college already?

no, he just got bored of the site

 

[UglyBaldingManlet]

Escortcels

Are you serious?

 

[PointOfNoReturn]

HiddenUzer, Prog, boredmentalcel, and others who either spam threads, or never make any attempt at any actual discussion...

cope

 

[PointOfNoReturn]

@Shahist Persian

 

[Puppeter]

6'5 with muh germany excuse

 

[TheValeYard]

@Reclusemaxer

 

[SlayerSlayer]

Anybody that’s white or over 6’0

 

[Quarantined]

whos the fairest of them all

 

[Intellau_Celistic]

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It's the season.

 

[Riinku]

No other than @fakecel himself.

 

[Riinku]

Over 6ft tall

 

[Greyandoldcel]

@Incelius Savage biggest bluepill coper on here. Hence, a major fakecel.

 

[Greyandoldcel]

Also, someone should post Brolys picture. He's not here anymore and I figured he was a major fakecel. Touching girls, flirting with them. That shitskin should have been banned a year ago after his constant bragging.

 

[Intellau_Celistic]

It's the season.

As well as other things.

 

[Animecel2D]

Everyone except me

 

[Reclusemaxxer]

@Incelius Savage biggest bluepill coper on here. Hence, a major fakecel.

Based

 

[Massimo The Lonecel]

Escortcels

 

[Massimo The Lonecel]

Reclusemaxer

 

[Massimo The Lonecel]

Fat Link

 

[lemon21]

Everyone who defends their stupid takes with soy images or emojis

 

[Claude]

all the indian users