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Why is the FBI here?

Sheldor

Sheldor

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Im new here and everyone seems very nice and kind lol
 
You really like the FBI don't you?
 
I don’t know officer, you tell me.
 
Getting Old 30 Rock GIF
 
It is quite simple, really. They must have a "school shooting" task force and they decided to pay this NGO "light upon light", of which Sarge is a member, to give them their data to analyze for signs of imminent school shooting behavior.

Their system is certainly not foolproof but they must use statistical modelling like banks use for granting loans, It works reasonably well, generally.

It is a mutually beneficial arrangement, really. We get a pretty nice forum run by semi-professional staff and they get to say that they are doing something about school shootings. Fine ...
 
Because we are dangerous killers. Didn't you know?

I've killed... Uh... 0 people... but uh... Yea I'm a dangerous killer.
 
it's over for you
 
Foids
Bitches
Idiots
 
Because nobody likes ugly men
 
Money laundry
 
The F.B.I. sends all their flunkies to watch our internet activities remotely, you know, the ones that could never make it to the field as an agent where they're stuck in a cubicle all day instead. It is those flunkies that are assigned to us. :feelsjuice:
 
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hello FBIcels
 

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