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Would you suck a dick for 1 million USD?

Would you suck a dick to completion for 1 mil US?

  • Christ, no!

    Votes: 27 33.8%
  • Please be gentle!

    Votes: 53 66.3%

  • Total voters
    80
A Good Friend

A Good Friend

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To completion with option to spit.

EDIT: No STD guarantee

Also, would your answer change if your choice was advertised somehow?
 
I'll suck off a hot tranny
 
I'd suck dick for 1k if nobody would ever know about it.
 
tbh, I was going to make a blackpill thread about how every woman has a price, but then I got to thinking about how EVERYONE has price, and here we are!
 
id suck a cute twinks dick for considerably less.
 
Yes, probably even for 100 USD because i am really that much of a slut myself.
 
As long as no STD.
 
Twisted said:
A Good Friend said:
Sure, why not?
Bring it then.
1 million could pay for LL, box osteotomy, chin wing implant, hair transplant to lower my high hairline, fat grafts for hunter eyes and lateral canthoplasty. Probably cover all the travel too.
I’d still have like 700k left over. I’d have a field day escortcelling with that

What if it were televised or you were forced to carry a scarlet letter afterwards?
 
Twisted said:
A Good Friend said:
What if it were televised or you were forced to carry a scarlet letter afterwards?
I’d look different after the PS so I wouldn’t be recognisable anyway

But you agree that if it became inexorably married to your identity, your choice would change, right?


WarmIncelation said:
That's a lot of money.

You could save all the starving Africans or starve all the opulent Africans!
 
Is it dick from a pretty boy?
 
Fuck you OP!

Goddamn it, I probably would.
 
I am not gay but for 1 million? Hell yes. That's a lot years of hard work in only a few minutes.
 
Themisterpepsi said:
Is it dick from a pretty boy?

The dick is attached to whatever vessel you prefer. It could be a dick floating in mid-air.

The only constant is that it's an average human dick.
 
A Good Friend said:
The dick is attached to whatever vessel you prefer. It could be a dick floating in mid-air.

The only constant is that it's an average human dick.

I'll do it for 5 dollar then if it was a qt trap
 
That cash could buy me a memory wiper lol.
 
Who the fuck wouldn't for that amount of money?


Themisterpepsi said:
I'll do it for 5 dollar then if it was a qt trap

I'd do it for free if that was the case.
 
Kointo said:
Who the fuck wouldn't for that amount of money?



I'd do it for free if that was the case.



I'll pay them money
 
I would do much worse, 1 million could transform you into a chad
 
Are you kidding?  I could retire forever on $1mil
 
Lmao what the fuck

Big deal, all you're doing is sucking a dick and getting A FUCKING MILLION

Even the biggest retards would be able to figure this one out
 
I don't think there's anything I wouldn't do for 1 million USD.
 
Minjaze said:
I don't think there's anything I wouldn't do for 1 million USD.

Okay. now it's your father's dick
 
[video=youtube]https://youtu.be/CSEw_AVfJBY[/video]

I would drink so much vodka until I can't even remember that it happend
 
A mill isn't much anymore thanks to inflation. Nice try, Shlomo, but you'll have better luck asking your rabbi. He'll even do it for free if you're a baby.
 
Suck dick no

get dick sucked yes
 
theson said:
A mill isn't much anymore thanks to inflation. Nice try, Shlomo, but you'll have better luck asking your rabbi. He'll even do it for free if you're a baby.

So what's your price?
 
A Good Friend said:
So what's your price?

Wouldn't you like to know?
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A Good Friend said:
I'm honestly surprised it took this long. We must be old.
You are now aware that children born in 2000 are 17 years old now and more than half the posts on any given internet forum are made by them. Doesn't feel so good.
 
Twisted said:
Bring it then.

1 million could pay for LL, box osteotomy, chin wing implant, hair transplant to lower my high hairline, fat grafts for hunter eyes and lateral canthoplasty. Probably cover all the travel too.

I’d still have like 700k left over. I’d have a field day escortcelling with that

All those surgeries and I'd bet you end up looking something like Mickey Rourke.
 
QuantumDummy said:
All those surgeries and I'd bet you end up looking something like Mickey Rourke.

As long he doesn't overuse Botox he'll be fine
 
marin said:
As long he doesn't overuse Botox he'll be fine

I'm guessing they had a sale on crystal balls in your town.
 
Anyone who wouldn't is not truly blackpilled.
 
Twisted said:
Can it be a trap?

:bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile: ?????


A Good Friend said:
The dick is attached to whatever vessel you prefer. It could be a dick floating in mid-air.

The only constant is that it's an average human dick.

:p
 
I just realized I never gave my answer.

Yes, but I would refuse the money.
 
probably

i don't know if i could suck him off to completion because i imagine i suck at blowjobs

i would rather suck a dick for 20 minutes than die living with my mom and be a wage slave
 
I'd suck a Chad's dick for free
 
A lot of gays would, and gays cant be incels; however, everyone has a price, this is why i seek money, job with status, to make people submit to my demands regardless of their personal issues. Some people have prices, and there are the extraordinary, different ones.
 

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