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JFL 35 yo Redditor Loses Virginity After Swiping on 682,582 Profiles

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After being on tinder for 6 months (check my post history) and swiping on over half a million profiles I got my first girlfriend. Now we had sex for the first time. It feels like a huge weight was lift off my shoulders, it was amazing, we were both virgins and we took our time to explore and do it at our own pace.
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That has to be a legit fucking LARP intended as satire, or that guy is the real life soyjack.
 
See, all you need to do is AImaxx and go through half a million foids to get laid lmao, clearly all inkwels are actually volcels :foidSoy:
 
Tfw you need to make use of AI auto-swiping to get a date on Tinder.
Soon to get a foid even as a normie. A man will need multiple AI bots doing the chatting for him on :
  • bumble
  • tinder
  • hinger
  • and so forth
only way to compete.
 
>we were both virgins
obvious larp
 
Soon to get a foid even as a normie. A man will need multiple AI bots doing the chatting for him on :
  • bumble
  • tinder
  • hinger
  • and so forth
only way to compete.
The world grows more dystopian with each passing day, one day, we will see apps created for AI bots to help normies ascend on dating apps.
 
Finally acheived his ultimate goal: a 2/10 mentally ill landwhale with BPD and a bank balance of -500. :lul:
 
At least he got with a virgin (allegedly)

Soon to get a foid even as a normie. A man will need multiple AI bots doing the chatting for him on :
  • bumble
  • tinder
  • hinger
  • and so forth
only way to compete.
Ironically the same logic if you want to have the highest post count here, but Proudweeb banned it after he got 300k himself using it jfl.
 
He was using tinder platinum, so he was giving money to the company that creating this fucked up dating market in the first place.
And people here think paying for an escort is bad...
 
He was using tinder platinum, so he was giving money to the company that creating this fucked up dating market in the first place.
And people here think paying for an escort is bad...
He fucked a 18 year old supposedly virgin JB without a condom tho for a little under $400, it’s impossible you would find an escort like that close to that price
 
He fucked a 18 year old supposedly virgin JB without a condom tho for a little under $400, it’s impossible you would find an escort like that close that price
Obviously you won't find a virgin escort but you can find an 18/19 yo if you want.

He wasn't guaranteed to get anything for that $400. He could have easily spent all that money and time and just been matched with landwhales and single moms.
 
He fucked a 18 year old supposedly virgin JB without a condom tho for a little under $400, it’s impossible you would find an escort like that close to that price
Let's be real. If this guy was anywhere near incel-tier, then this was a lottery win.
 
just get rejected 578,031 times bro
 
Is ascension at 35 years old even worth anything?... Genuinely asking.

I'm happy for him, but... I feel like at that point, is too little too late.
 
Just talk to over half a million girls bro
 
The game has changed. The bar is moving up.
 
Oh fuck I read the thread, auto swiping is a thing. This may actually make apps bearable
 
No reason to hate on another man's success even if it took alot of time and for technology to evolve
 
Finally acheived his ultimate goal: a 2/10 mentally ill landwhale with BPD and a bank balance of -500. :lul:
She's 18 so I doubt it's a landwhale
 
3k matches from almost 600k right swipes jfl
 

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