It's Over A Massachusetts morgue employee has been hospitalized after he allegedly had sexual interactions with several cadavers

[Detro]

A Massachusetts morgue employee has been hospitalized after he allegedly had sexual interactions with several cadavers infected with the COVID-19 virus.

Damien Cole, 29, was forced to admit to Western Massachusetts Hospital staff that he indulged in sexual intercourse with several male and female corpses at his workplace after he complained suffering from a severe fever.

Cole also admitted to partaking in oral and anal sex as well as unprotected genital sexual interactions with the deceased.

Damien Cole's girlfriend was also admitted to Western Massachusetts Hospital shortly after she tested positive to the coronavirus.

https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/mo...-coronavirus-after-sex-with-infected-corpses/

[...] Damien Cole's girlfriend [...]

What in the ever loving fuck is wrong with us that this creature who looks like a literal cartoon character whose appearance matches their freakish cartoon-tier crime can get a girlfriend while not a single woman will give any of us the time of day?
What a fucking world...

 

[Kamikaze]

IPD mogs me

Cool satire site btw.

 

[PPEcel]

worldnewsdailyreport is a satire site

you're fucking retarded if you're taking this seriously

 

[kanyepilled]

worldnewsdailyreport is a satire site

you're fucking retarded if you're taking this seriously

most intelligent blackcel

 

[Transcended Trucel]

Fucking gigasoys and gigasubhumans even get gfs while average ugly men are incels. Fucking clown world!

 

[PPEcel]

most intelligent blackcel

dont knock @BlkPillPres

 

[Detro]

worldnewsdailyreport is a satire site

you're fucking retarded if you're taking this seriously

You can't know unless you're told, have you seen the mainstream media these days?
We're talking about the same society that has child molesting tranny reading hour for children.

most intelligent blackcel

All the stuff about LGBT acceptance, sex worker acceptance, and incels are terrorists must be satire too then, right?

 

[Julaybib]

trucel was morguemaxxing jfl.

btw its a fake news website and whats interesting is that they chose to use a picture of the most trucel looking guy they could find

 

[PPEcel]

You can't know unless you're told, have you seen the mainstream media these days?
We're talking about the same society that has child molesting tranny reading hour for children.

All the stuff about LGBT acceptance, sex worker acceptance, and incels are terrorists must be satire too then, right?

GTFO with this false equivalence

Here's three other recent headlines from "worldnewsdailyreport":

TEXAS MAN ADMITS KIDNAPPING 79 PEOPLE TO ANALLY PROBE THEM WHILE DISGUISED AS AN ALIEN​

WOMAN FOUND NOT CRIMINALLY RESPONSIBLE FOR 19 MURDERS DUE TO EXTREME PREMENSTRUAL SYNDROME​

WOMEN PROSTITUTES BEING REPLACED BY SEX SHEEP AND CAMELS IN KABUL BROTHELS AFTER TALIBAN TAKEOVER​

You're clearly brain-damaged, your refusal to admit that you fell for bullshit that was blatantly written for entertainment purposes isn't making you look any better.

 

[kanyepilled]

dont knock @BlkPillPres

All the stuff about LGBT acceptance, sex worker acceptance, and incels are terrorists must be satire too then, right?

N

 

[Kaisercel]

worldnewsdailyreport is a satire site

you're fucking retarded if you're taking this seriously

Wait, you are saying these are not legit news??

Drunken Alaska man left severely injured after sexual assault on polar bear he mistook for his wife

An Alaska man was left severely injured after mistaking his wife for a polar bear. Alan Phelps, 63, a professional bush pilot, claims he was highly intoxicated by alcohol when he spotted what he believed to be his wife in the backyard. Phelps then pulled down his pants and partook in full-on sex

worldnewsdailyreport.com

500-pound man spread coronavirus to 372 passengers after wet farting in airplane on flight to Cancun

An Illinois man has accidentally infected over 300 passengers with the coronavirus while on a flight to Cancun. Henry Collins, 42, was on a flight towards Cancun when he was unexpectedly hit by what he describes as "extreme diarrhea" which was later identified as COVID-19. Collins who already su

worldnewsdailyreport.com

 

[BlkPillPres]

dont knock @BlkPillPres

GTFO with this false equivalence

Here's three other recent headlines from "worldnewsdailyreport":

TEXAS MAN ADMITS KIDNAPPING 79 PEOPLE TO ANALLY PROBE THEM WHILE DISGUISED AS AN ALIEN​

WOMAN FOUND NOT CRIMINALLY RESPONSIBLE FOR 19 MURDERS DUE TO EXTREME PREMENSTRUAL SYNDROME​

WOMEN PROSTITUTES BEING REPLACED BY SEX SHEEP AND CAMELS IN KABUL BROTHELS AFTER TALIBAN TAKEOVER​

You're clearly brain-damaged, your refusal to admit that you fell for bullshit that was blatantly written for entertainment purposes isn't making you look any better.

 

[Detro]

GTFO with this false equivalence

Here's three other recent headlines from "worldnewsdailyreport":

TEXAS MAN ADMITS KIDNAPPING 79 PEOPLE TO ANALLY PROBE THEM WHILE DISGUISED AS AN ALIEN​

WOMAN FOUND NOT CRIMINALLY RESPONSIBLE FOR 19 MURDERS DUE TO EXTREME PREMENSTRUAL SYNDROME​

WOMEN PROSTITUTES BEING REPLACED BY SEX SHEEP AND CAMELS IN KABUL BROTHELS AFTER TALIBAN TAKEOVER​

You're clearly brain-damaged, your refusal to admit that you fell for bullshit that was blatantly written for entertainment purposes isn't making you look any better.

I didn't actually go onto the website, found the article quoted on a different site. I'm not in the habit of giving clicks to news websites, but I'll be more careful when I see articles from secondary sources from now on.

 

[PPEcel]

Wait, you are saying these are not legit news??

Drunken Alaska man left severely injured after sexual assault on polar bear he mistook for his wife

An Alaska man was left severely injured after mistaking his wife for a polar bear. Alan Phelps, 63, a professional bush pilot, claims he was highly intoxicated by alcohol when he spotted what he believed to be his wife in the backyard. Phelps then pulled down his pants and partook in full-on sex

worldnewsdailyreport.com

500-pound man spread coronavirus to 372 passengers after wet farting in airplane on flight to Cancun

An Illinois man has accidentally infected over 300 passengers with the coronavirus while on a flight to Cancun. Henry Collins, 42, was on a flight towards Cancun when he was unexpectedly hit by what he describes as "extreme diarrhea" which was later identified as COVID-19. Collins who already su

worldnewsdailyreport.com

what is mildly depressing is how much lookism there is in all these articles

 

[Kaisercel]

what is mildly depressing is how much lookism there is in all these articles

suifuel for the ricecels lol

China: New controversial law makes sex toys of "non-Chinese size" illegal to stop exodus of young women

The Chinese government announced this morning its intent to regulate the size of sex toys in the country as part of a large program to rectify the country's demographic gender imbalance. With this new law coming into force tomorrow throughout China, all sex toys representing male genital organs bec

worldnewsdailyreport.com

 

[ItsOver4cel]

trucel was morguemaxxing jfl.

btw its a fake news website and whats interesting is that they chose to use a picture of the most trucel looking guy they could find

you know what?
the news being fake just make it even more of a blackpill

 

[Sennacherib]

he indulged in sexual intercourse with several male corpses
Cole also admitted to partaking in oral and anal sex as well as unprotected genital sexual interactions with the deceased.

Degenerate faggot

 

[Emba]

Just crack open a cold one bro!

 

[Meus]

This is photoshopped right? It has to be.

WTF she is 16?

“I was aware of his sexual activities at work but he kept arguing that sleeping with dead people isn’t technically like cheating” Cole’s girlfriend, Elisa Wood, 16, admitted to reporters when reached by phone.

JFL. A literal human freak gets prime pussy while we rot in loneliness.

 

[AllanKing]

this is literally a subhuman

 

[Emba]

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What in the ever loving fuck is wrong with us that this creature who looks like a literal cartoon character whose appearance matches their freakish cartoon-tier crime can get a girlfriend while not a single woman will give any of us the time of day?
What a fucking world...

What a distinguished gentleman!

 

[Julaybib]

you know what?
the news being fake just make it even more of a blackpill