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JFL A tramp walks into a restaurant and asks the waiter for a straw...

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...the waiter give the tramp a straw, and the tramp leaves.
A few seconds later, another tramp enters the restaurant and asks for a straw too.
The waiter gives this tramp a straw, and he then leaves.
As soon as he leaves, a third tramp enters the restaurant, this time, he asks for a knife and fork.
The waiter notices this, and asks the tramp why he wants a knife and fork after his 2 friends wanted straws.

The tramp responds:
"One of our mates threw up!
Those two are having the fluids, I'm having the chunky parts!"
 
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Chunky soup is worth the added cost
 

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