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Discussion Bear or gorilla?

Would you rather happen upon a grizzly bear or a silverback gorilla in the wild?

  • Grizzly bear

    Votes: 2 22.2%
  • Silverback gorilla

    Votes: 7 77.8%

  • Total voters
    9
  • Poll closed .
BornToLose

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You are defenceless apart from your tiny girl wrists and your neurodivergent disposition: would you rather come across a bear or a gorilla? I think gorilla 'cause bears really freak me the fuck out, and the gorilla might relate to me a tiny bit.
 
Gorilla would be easier to fight off but the bear would kill u less painfully prob:feelsohgod:
 
gorilla,
could reason with it more easily
 
Gayrilla. All you have to do to prevent the goyrilla from killing you is to crouch and avoid eye contact. They hate to be mogged, so it's best not to play the tough guy.
 
bears really freak me the fuck out
Bear
 
You are defenceless apart from your tiny girl wrists and your neurodivergent disposition: would you rather come across a bear or a gorilla? I think gorilla 'cause bears really freak me the fuck out, and the gorilla might relate to me a tiny bit.
@ThoughtfulCel would definitely relate to truecels.
 

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