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Discussion Become a 40-year-old virgin or go ER in Minecraft?

  • Thread starter Subhuman Niceguy
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Become a 40-year-old virgin or go ER in Minecraft?

  • Become a 40-year-old virgin.

    Votes: 6 31.6%
  • Go ER in Minecraft.

    Votes: 13 68.4%

  • Total voters
    19
  • Poll closed .
Subhuman Niceguy

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If things don’t change, I’ll be a 40-year-old kissless virgin in nine years.
 
The answER is easy for me
 
Open the sorority house door
 
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You at 40 yearsold
 
Virgin at 40. And hopefully at 60 and 80 too. Imagine how powerful your magick could be after conserving your precious mana for that long.
 
I wouldn't wish any of this pain on my worst enemy. Watching yourself grow old and shriveled without any play ever has got to be the most crushing thing ever. :feelsbadman:
 
This shouldn't even be a question. Obviously choose the lattER. That way, your existence will have some level of meaning. If you don't do anything, you will be forgotten and left to rot in a society that frankly doesn't give a shit about you. Take matters into your own hands. That's the least you could do.
In Minecraft.
 
I don’t know, pERhaps the answer is behind a sorority house door in Minecraft.
 
i will ascend way before that
 

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