JFL "best age to give birth"

[Deleted member 32183]

From having kids at 34, to boys losing their virginity at 15... we reveal average ages of life's big milestones

THEY are the milestones that shape our life, but when should we hit them? New research shows 49 is the average age someone starts looking after their parents, while boys lose their virginity at 15 …

www.thesun.co.uk

15 – first kiss for girls, while boys lose their virginity.

34 – best age to give birth.

 

[Deleted member 32183]

not reading that gay ass article

i was just linking it otherwise i would be pulling words out of my ass

 

[TINMAN]

 

[LeFrenchCel]

"35 – men experience hair loss."
I guess I have a bit of an advance there

 

[BrazilianPardoleiro]

Gigacope. When you are 35 years old your hormones, eggs and uterus are already in decay and the chances of you having an abortion or having a defective child are much higher

 

[Deleted member 32544]

As most of this list is based of shitty data or nothing at all, and apart from that averages without at least sd's or medians are not a very descriptive, we can create an inkwell age list:
15-20: you find your first copes, most inkwells are bluepilled here
21: early blackpillers may go ER at this age
22 - 30: you live alone deprived of a human right to be loved, while Chads creampie zillions of foids and get accepted on CEO jobs
31 - that's the age when most inkwells rope
32-40: those who have not roped, probably escortmaxxed by paying for a stinky hole that's free for Chad
41-60: dark wizards who have lived until here have most likely reached harmony and found good copes
60+: that's the age since which you're going to wait until you rot away completely, alone

 

[fast_curry]

I can only imagine the article was written by a boomer.

 

[Deleted member 5712]

As most of this list is based of shitty data or nothing at all, and apart from that averages without at least sd's or medians are not a very descriptive, we can create an inkwell age list:
15-20: you find your first copes, most inkwells are bluepilled here
21: early blackpillers may go ER at this age
22 - 30: you live alone deprived of a human right to be loved, while Chads creampie zillions of foids and get accepted on CEO jobs
31 - that's the age when most inkwells rope
32-40: those who have not roped, probably escortmaxxed by paying for a stinky hole that's free for Chad
41-60: dark wizards who have lived until here have most likely reached harmony and found good copes
60+: that's the age since which you're going to wait until you rot away completely, alone

Literally my life roadmap
Glad to know what's coming up for me soon. Thanks fellow Incel-Comrade

 

[meatball]

Have a kid every 5 years

 

[doomed2failio]

Novel tra

Gigacope. When you are 35 years old your hormones, eggs and uterus are already in decay and the chances of you having an abortion or having a defective child are much higher

Incel trait. Old parents when you were born

 

[foosballcel]

average boy loses their virginity at 15, and foids only have their first kiss?

at this cope

@Copexodius Maximus @Zensfy @turbocuckcel_7000

 

[Deleted member 17749]

The best age to have a kid is no age because I’m an antinatalist.

 

[Dregster]

From having kids at 34, to boys losing their virginity at 15... we reveal average ages of life's big milestones

THEY are the milestones that shape our life, but when should we hit them? New research shows 49 is the average age someone starts looking after their parents, while boys lose their virginity at 15 …

www.thesun.co.uk

Roasties doing what roasties do best

Wasting time, lying, and manipulating the dating market in their favor as usual

 

[Studiocel]

My mom gave birth to me at 34 and im messed up

 

[Deleted member 3497]

average boy loses their virginity at 15, and foids only have their first kiss?

at this cope

@Copexodius Maximus @Zensfy @turbocuckcel_7000

The kiss part is clearly bullshit, there’s foids who kiss at 8-9 ffs.

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

average boy loses their virginity at 15, and foids only have their first kiss?

at this cope

@Copexodius Maximus @Zensfy @turbocuckcel_7000

Obviously the numbers are fake, the males will overexaggerate their sexual xp while women will try to hide theirs.

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

average boy loses their virginity at 15, and foids only have their first kiss?

at this cope

@Copexodius Maximus @Zensfy @turbocuckcel_7000

JFL

meanwhile a girl in her very early teens would start smashing windows, if her dad tried to unlock her phone and look at her photos

 

[Deleted member 31122]

34 - best age to give birth to Down syndrome kid or other truecel

 

[Deleted member 34955]

I literally couldnt care less about that shit lol.

 

[Pixycel]

35
sure if you want your son to have giga autism and end up on here.

 

[Deleted member 33688]

Best age to give birth is 15.

 

[Gymcelled]

Gigacope. When you are 35 years old your hormones, eggs and uterus are already in decay and the chances of you having an abortion or having a defective child are much higher

iirc women have lost 90% of their eggs by the time they're 30. THIRTY

jfl at coping this hard with 35+, they are delusional af

 

[Deleted member 34160]

34 is pushing it hard
30 max

 

[Yezd]

I was given birth to after 35 and now I'm here