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Best way to ascend: join the military

The kissless

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Explain why you would or would not join the military
 
Are u a recruiter? How would being make you attractive if you’re a sub 8 male? @NoLooksNoLife is a military veteran. Im sure he knows being in the military won’t change how females view you if you have incel looks
 
if I were a youngcel over 5'8 I probably would have picked joining the military over college
 
Sounds like a great way to increase the chances of eternal inceldom, every military man I've met has been excruciatingly lonely
Examples?
 
Ascend as in getting a gf, or ascend as in floating up to heaven after getting shot by some methed up raghead? :feelsjuice:
 
Are you serious? If you were an incel, then joining the military will only solidify it. I'm in the military, trust me it does not change anything. Nobody cares about you wearing a fucking uniform unless you're a hot guy in a uniform in which case you will succeed with women anyways.
Most military base have an extremely unbalanced male to female ratio, easily 4:1 if not higher. Even the ugliest woman on a base gets an unlimited amount of men competing for her attention. I live in a barracks and I frequently see some girls being orbited by a group of 5 guys, all lonely and vying for her attention.

Only the most attractive men get laid here. You will often see average or ugly women paired with 6'3"+ Chads. Normies will typically have a mail-order bride or an Asian wife because that's the best they can do.

That's not to mention that military lifestyle is incredibly lonely and ruins your ability to have an long-lasting relationship. Even if you manage to overcome all of this and find a civilian girlfriend, the nature of your work makes it almost impossible for it to last. I know way too many guys who got scorned by their girlfriend who decided she wanted to get some dick while he was away.

Military bases are incel factories, I'm surprised that you don't see more radicalized men in them.
 
Are you serious? If you were an incel, then joining the military will only solidify it. I'm in the military, trust me it does not change anything. Nobody cares about you wearing a fucking uniform unless you're a hot guy in a uniform in which case you will succeed with women anyways.
Most military base have an extremely unbalanced male to female ratio, easily 4:1 if not higher. Even the ugliest woman on a base gets an unlimited amount of men competing for her attention. I live in a barracks and I frequently see some girls being orbited by a group of 5 guys, all lonely and vying for her attention.

Only the most attractive men get laid here. You will often see average or ugly women paired with 6'3"+ Chads. Normies will typically have a mail-order bride or an Asian wife because that's the best they can do.

That's not to mention that military lifestyle is incredibly lonely and ruins your ability to have an long-lasting relationship. Even if you manage to overcome all of this and find a civilian girlfriend, the nature of your work makes it almost impossible for it to last. I know way too many guys who got scorned by their girlfriend who decided she wanted to get some dick while he was away.

Military bases are incel factories, I'm surprised that you don't see more radicalized men in them.
what's your MOS?
 
Explain why you would or would not join the military

I wouldn't join because I'm not a cuck. Imagine being an unwanted and disposable man and then joining the military :feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:
 
I don't want to directly rely on, work or die for my country unless it is absolutely necessary. I don't want to be a pawn for an unfair system that only benefits the most wealthy and high up soup boys which see us as ants, only useful to pit against foreign nations and fight meaningless wars.
 
Yeah let's risk our lives for the system/society that fucking hates our guts, what a lovely idea
 
Good things:
-You can retire early and get a pension
-They give you a gun
-Cool uniform
-Even if you go to war most soldiers don't see combat

Bad things:
-You may die
-Getting mogged by army Chads
-Your superiors shouting at you and roasting you for fucking up during training
-Not much free time
 
Man fuck that shit I'm not going to fucking antarctica to fight some sandniggers :feelsclown:
 
I'm too weak. I can't even play sports well, I can't defend, I always fear the ball hitting me. I did hoever plan to take a military training course and get 4700 złoty, for basically 28 days of work. Its done on the weekend. 350 złoty per day, is about 83.34 dollars.

Its a nice shot of cash ngl where I live but I wouldn't join the military full time. There are military academies, but I would do it only if I was good at maths and had the will to study both chemistry and biology to go and become a medic or engineer (electronics are based, but my brain is to stupid to grasp them).
 
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Join the military to ascend doing war rapes of course, join a Private Military Contractors since they seem to get away with rapes better than regular soldiers.
 
Good things:
-You can retire early and get a pension
-They give you a gun
-Cool uniform
-Even if you go to war most soldiers don't see combat

Bad things:
-You may die
-Getting mogged by army Chads
-Your superiors shouting at you and roasting you for fucking up during training
-Not much free time
you realize 90 percent of jobs in the military are just as safe as any office job, in 90 percent of military jobs, you have a 99.9 chance of coming back home, jobs like cooks, comms specialists, mechanics of all the different vehicles and aircraft, logisitcs, etc
 
Yeah let's risk our lives for the system/society that fucking hates our guts, what a lovely idea
you realize 90 percent of jobs in the military are just as safe as any office job, in 90 percent of military jobs, you have a 99.9 chance of coming back home, jobs like cooks, comms specialists, mechanics of all the different vehicles and aircraft, logisitcs, etc
 
I tried to join the marines right out of HS but couldn't do the pull ups xd. Probably for the better because they would have tried to make me take the clot shot not long after.
 

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