Experiment Can the oldest woman to have ever existed get matches on Tinder?

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The oldest woman ever whose age has been verified is Jeanne Calment(1875–1997) of France, who died at the age of 122 years, 164 days and who is also the verified oldest person ever.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_the_verified_oldest_women

So yeah,I'm doing this shit,let's find out if a 122 year old corpse can do better than all of us combined.
 

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The oldest woman ever whose age has been verified is Jeanne Calment(1875–1997) of France, who died at the age of 122 years, 164 days and who is also the verified oldest person ever.

So yeah,I'm doing this shit,let's find out if a 122 old corpse can do better than all of us combined.
I'd fuck her
 
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:lul::lul::lul:

This experiment mogs them all lmao
 
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HOLY SHIT I ALREADY GOT ONE
 

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Give her a fancy profil. "Swipe left if under 6"" and so on
 
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Tbh you'll just get troll matches
 
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ANOTHER ONE, JUST FUCKING LOL
 

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Never forget many guys swipe everything without even looking. Only massages count.
 
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If they don't message you first that means they just swiped everyone tbhtbh
 
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Volcel if you wouldn’t tbh
 
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I already wasted all the swipes you're allowed to give but in less that 5 minutes I got 7 matches

Just be a corpse theory
 

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here comes another breakthrough blackpill tinder experiment.
 
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I got one hispanic to talk to me as well
 
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If they don't message you first that means they just swiped everyone tbhtbh
This. Match count of men counts for nothing since most spam-swipe. Messages is what counts.
 
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Okay,I'm willing to give away my location for the sake of the experiment,yeah I'm from a spanish speaking country so expect to see messages in that language
 

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Okay,I'm willing to give away my location for the sake of the experiment,yeah I'm from a spanish speaking country so expect to see messages in that language
THE CUCKS ARE ACTUALLY MASSAGING HER. WTF IS THIS WORLD :woke::woke::woke::woke::woke::woke::woke::woke::woke:
 
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122 years old is way too young, she clearly cannot consent. You must wait until she's 180 years old.
 
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If you manage to set a date with some guy this is the best Tinder blackpill ever.
 
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If you can find some good photos of Jeanne please post them so I can add them to the profile
 
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The granny pill is hard to swallow :feelsbadman::feelsbadman::feelsbadman:


U should translate us what the cucks are writing her.
 
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The oldest woman ever whose age has been verified is Jeanne Calment(1875–1997) of France, who died at the age of 122 years, 164 days and who is also the verified oldest person ever.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_the_verified_oldest_women

So yeah,I'm doing this shit,let's find out if a 122 old corpse can do better than all of us combined.
Of course she will get matches because every guy just swipes right so fast that he cannot even look at the profile picture.
 
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I'm going to add one when she was younger to make it look more realistic
 
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HOLY FUCKING HELL
 

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more SMV than prime Brad Pitt.
 
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It’s clear that there’s only one rule to applies to tutorial mode players

Just. Have. Holes.

Edit: just have holes humanizes them too much. Let’s call it “Just be a hole”