Serious Can you get a landwhale if you tried?

[mistersinister]

Can you get a landwhale if you tried?

 

[honorarycurry]

No I’m ugly

And she’s a landwhale by definition I can’t pick her up

 

[Freder]

Maybe if I was rich (which will never happen ofc). As poorcel the answer is no (and I dont think its something worth of pursuing).

 

[Linesnap99]

landwhale will reject me. landwhales and sub 8 foids are bitter and psychotic. they bend over for dogs.

 

[depressedblackcel]

No, I’ve tried and failed

 

[Ehwhatever]

When I was a teenager maybe. Now? Not a chance but I'm okay with that.

 

[RuudVanNistelrooy]

No, but this is NOT ascension:

 

[Postmaxxercel50k]

4 people said yes

 

[Bedford Stye]

Can you get a landwhale if you tried?

Tbh, it's not even a relevant question

 

[Reclusemaxxer]

I don’t even meet a landwhale’s criteria

 

[bagofshit99]

And she’s a landwhale by definition I can’t pick her up

 

[Swagpilled]

I have tried. Multiple times. No chance

 

[Deleted member 46070]

Can you get a landwhale if you tried?

Can you withstand the compression if she's on top when you ascend?

 

[SlayerSlayer]

No, I’ve tried and failed

 

[SlayerSlayer]

I don’t even meet a landwhale’s criteria

landwhales hate ethnic manlets more than normal sized women

 

[Llama]

I think i could if i tried but i wouldnt want to.
Ive kinda came to peace with my situation, i like being by myself and not having to worry about someone else and having to talk to them all the time sounds annoying

 

[Intellau_Celistic]

No.

 

[Praise the Sun]

They have the same standards as a thin foids. Nowadays their weight doesn't even decrease their SMV, that's how thirsty men have gotten.