Soy Can't even cook eggs properly

[InvisibleCel]

I can't fucking cook at all. Just fucked up my dinner. Chad doesn't have to worry about culinary skills, he just has some thot come over and make some shit for him
I just wanted some sunny side eggs

 

[Transcended Trucel]

brutal. I tried baking bread today and fucked hard. then tried again and fucked up even harder. it's incel trait boyo.

 

[InvisibleCel]

brutal. I tried baking bread today and fucked hard. then tried again and fucked up even harder. it's incel trait boyo.

I just want to eat some normal food

 

[Deleted member 25707]

How old are you?

I make eggs everyday. So I must be a Giga Chad then

 

[shii410]

How old are you?

I make eggs everyday. So I must be a Giga Chad then

yeah wtf how does one fail to make eggs properly. you literally just crack it over a greased pan (or bowl if you want to scramble them)

 

[Transcended Trucel]

yeah wtf how does one fail to make eggs properly. you literally just crack it over a greased pan (or bowl if you want to scramble them)

yeah eggs are def easiet thing to make besides bread butter

 

[JohnDoe]

I cant cook to well either. But my body adapted and I can eat undercooked food (maybe not raw but undercooked)

 

[InvisibleCel]

How old are you?

I make eggs everyday. So I must be a Giga Chad then

25
Tried making sunny side can never make them properly

 

[mNFwTJ3wz9]

I can't fucking cook at all. Just fucked up my dinner. Chad doesn't have to worry about culinary skills, he just has some thot come over and make some shit for him
I just wanted some sunny side eggs

Try this:

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqHqX8xfYCs

 

[Tattered Robe]

Sunny Side?

You're not a bad cook, the universe is just telling you that gooey yolk is gross and you should cook your eggs thoroughly.

 

[TallCelFag]

watch some youtube vids on cooking it’s not that hard

 

[Ghoulcel]

get a pdf coocking book, not that hard tbh

 

[gigacel123]

Keep practicing. You will make decent eggs soon.

 

[waste matter]

View: https://youtu.be/d6cMVe1v-Ko

 

[Deleted member 26140]

I make eggs everyday.

 

[polar inertia]

Keep trying, cookcel. Progress is only made by fails, reflecting your mistakes and adapting your skill. In your case i'd say start getting a feeling for how much heat you need to use, you're probably using too much, also a good non stick pan can help.

Dont worry about the eggs. The simplest dishes are the hardest to master. I absolutely love scrambled eggs, been cooking them for 20 years, but i only learned the perfect way to do them 2 years ago.

 

[Blacktarpill]

yeah wtf how does one fail to make eggs properly. you literally just crack it over a greased pan (or bowl if you want to scramble them)

 

[Dregster]

Chad doesn't have to worry about culinary skills, he just has some thot come over and make some shit for him

Brutal Cook Pill

 

[InvisibleCel]

Keep trying, cookcel. Progress is only made by fails, reflecting your mistakes and adapting your skill. In your case i'd say start getting a feeling for how much heat you need to use, you're probably using too much, also a good non stick pan can help.

Dont worry about the eggs. The simplest dishes are the hardest to master. I absolutely love scrambled eggs, been cooking them for 20 years, but i only learned the perfect way to do them 2 years ago.

thanks brocel

 

[Deleted member 28903]

sunny side up is the easiest way to make eggs how did you fuck it up

 

[InvisibleCel]

sunny side up is the easiest way to make eggs how did you fuck it up

It's hard, I either end up with the top being slimy and disgusting or burning it through to the yolk

 

[Deleted member 28903]

It's hard, I either end up with the top being slimy and disgusting or burning it through to the yolk

Wdym slimy? The yolk is supposed to be runny for sunny side up. If you want it cooked more you need to make over easy medium or well eggs which requires you to flip it

 

[InvisibleCel]

Wdym slimy? The yolk is supposed to be runny for sunny side up. If you want it cooked more you need to make over easy medium or well eggs which requires you to flip it

It's like the bottom and sides get cooked but the part with the yolk is still too undercooked.

 

[Deleted member 28903]

It's like the bottom and sides get cooked but the part with the yolk is still too undercooked.

Flip it then

 

[Deleted member 27159]

My mother still cooks for me. I really don’t know what I will eat when I move out. I don’t even know how to prepare pre cooked foods properly either

 

[InvisibleCel]

Flip it then

Ends up breaking the yolk or cooking the top too much

 

[Dregster]

Brutal Cook Pill

 

[InvisibleCel]

My mother still cooks for me. I really don’t know what I will eat when I move out. I don’t even know how to prepare pre cooked foods properly either

It’s a cruel world

 

[Deleted member 27159]

It’s a cruel world

It sure is

 

[Deleted member 28903]

Ends up breaking the yolk or cooking the top too much

Only flip it for a second. Just enough for the yolk to slightly set.

 

[bigantennaemay1]

View: https://youtu.be/d6cMVe1v-Ko

What the fuck hell was that?!

 

[InvisibleCel]

Only flip it for a second. Just enough for the yolk to slightly set.

Will try when I buy eggs again

 

[InMyCellInHell]

I can't fucking cook at all. Just fucked up my dinner. Chad doesn't have to worry about culinary skills, he just has some thot come over and make some shit for him
I just wanted some sunny side eggs

Egg-mogged. I'm so bad at cooking I literally had to pirate a pdf on how to use kitchen utilities like a stove. I didn't even know how to pre-heat an oven. 62 iq crew

 

[InvisibleCel]

Egg-mogged. I'm so bad at cooking I literally had to pirate a pdf on how to use kitchen utilities like a stove. I didn't even know how to pre-heat an oven. 62 iq crew

It all looks so easy when these normies and chads whip up some primo carbonara pasta or stir fry some lo mein.
Definitely an incel trait that I fuck all my food up

 

[Deleted member 27204]

Brutal Cook Pill

I really wasn't ready for the introduction of this new pill tbh it's quite brutal.

 

[polar inertia]

It all looks so easy when these normies and chads whip up some primo carbonara pasta or stir fry some lo mein.
Definitely an incel trait that I fuck all my food up

Give it another try today

View: https://youtu.be/hS0AEh8fxiM

 

[InvisibleCel]

Give it another try today

View: https://youtu.be/hS0AEh8fxiM

Ah I will try this with some foil and see if I can make it work

 

[Dregster]

I really wasn't ready for the introduction of this new pill tbh it's quite brutal.

Yeah man

If you dont know how to cook or have anyone to cook for you, you're basically condemned to buying fast food or shitty microwavable foods.

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

don't be an impatient nigger, you need to practice everything and you know it, even cooking simple stuff

there's a trick I like to use for this, it's to crack the egg and then drop the contents into the pan from a slightly larger height than normal
if you do it right, you won't splatter shit everywhere and the yolk will break apart a little, at this point it's extremely easy to cook the whole egg without having a giant raw yolk in the middle of it

 

[Deleted member 27204]

Yeah man

If you dont know how to cook or have anyone to cook for you, you're basically condemned to buying fast food or shitty microwavable foods.

Yup and if you are still feeling hungry but don't have enough appetizing microwavable food you end up eating deserts and sugary foods until you feel full.

Having a toaster in addition to a microwave helps though because then you can make a wider range of foods for breakfast and lunch like toasted bread, bagels and waffles.
Same with having enough condiments and spices tbh that compensates slightly for the bland taste of microwavable foods imo.

 

[Dregster]

Yup and if you are still feeling hungry but don't have enough appetizing microwavable food you end up eating deserts and sugary foods until you feel full.

Having a toaster in addition to a microwave helps though because then you can make a wider range of foods for breakfast and lunch like toasted bread, bagels and waffles.
Same with having enough condiments and spices tbh that compensates slightly for the bland taste of microwavable foods imo.

Toaster helps alot but you're mostly eating breads/flour based foods with that as your only source.

Microwave food is trash too, I wouldn't try living off that either.

Learning how to use a stove is your best bet, you'll have real options at that point.

 

[Deleted member 27204]

Toaster helps alot but you're mostly eating breads/flour based foods with that as your only source.

Microwave food is trash too, I wouldn't try living off that either.

Learning how to use a stove is your best bet, you'll have real options at that point.

Yeah I'm trying to learn to use the stove.
Already cooked pasta on the stove successfully a few times since the lockdown began.

Having to cook food that you have to flip periodically so both sides are cooked is one of the more difficult parts of cooking on the stove though tbh

 

[wasted12years]

Eat them raw. I've eaten 6 to 24 raw eggs daily for the past 2 years.

 

[NirvanaFan1988]

Keep practicing. You will make decent eggs soon.

Yeah, yeah.
Same shit as KeeP prACtsCinG aND YoU WIlL SOmedAY DrAW ThAT GOod.
Well, eggs are the easiest thing to do, and even then I get my yolk spilled in the floor.
Life is fucking unfair for autistics.

 

[InvisibleCel]

don't be an impatient nigger, you need to practice everything and you know it, even cooking simple stuff

there's a trick I like to use for this, it's to crack the egg and then drop the contents into the pan from a slightly larger height than normal
if you do it right, you won't splatter shit everywhere and the yolk will break apart a little, at this point it's extremely easy to cook the whole egg without having a giant raw yolk in the middle of it

Yeah, yeah.
Same shit as KeeP prACtsCinG aND YoU WIlL SOmedAY DrAW ThAT GOod.
Well, eggs are the easiest thing to do, and even then I get my yolk spilled in the floor.
Life is fucking unfair for autistics.

Trying again today. Just took a shower and watched Gordon Ramsay, I should be more confident in making my sunny side eggs.

Eat them raw. I've eaten 6 to 24 raw eggs daily for the past 2 years.

I am not genetically superior enough to do that but fuck that sounds disgusting

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

Trying again today. Just took a shower and watched Gordon Ramsay, I should be more confident in making my sunny side eggs.

I am not genetically superior enough to do that but fuck that sounds disgusting

nice, just did my egg trick earlier btw, tomorrow i'll do it again with some thuringers