Cope Cope from bodybuilding.com

[AsakuraHao]

Alpha male is defined by his popularity among women and look
Balding manlet who is sad and never smile is less alpha than handsome tallfag who laugh every time

 

[AsiaCel]

I don't smile either, cus my teeth sucks

 

[decembrist_kirillov]

chad smiles and all the girls are wet