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kay'

kay'

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My first time i went to an escort i couldnt get it up.

I openned porn and i still couldnt get it up.

She told me its ok have fun abit before you leave.

I caressed her ass with a limp dick for like 5 minutes before i got bored.

Then we watched tv and had a cig together.

She has the audacity to ask me to leave her the pack too which i did, it was a new full one.

Jfl niggas even with escorts i cant be macho :feelskek:

i also gave her a chocolate bar because she told me shes really craving chocolate.

So i bought some random bars and gave her too when i arrived.


End calculations:

-100$
-pack of cigs
- chocolate bar
- reputation with my friend who i told i couldnt get it up

+ watched niggerball on tv
+ 1 day no fap streak
 
My first time i went to an escort i couldnt get it up.

I openned porn and i still couldnt get it up.

She told me its ok have fun abit before you leave.

I caressed her ass with a limp dick for like 5 minutes before i got bored.

Then we watched tv and had a cig together.

She has the audacity to ask me to leave her the pack too which i did, it was a new full one.

Jfl niggas even with escorts i cant be macho :feelskek:

i also gave her a chocolate bar because she told me shes really craving chocolate.

So i bought some random bars and gave her too when i arrived.


End calculations:

-100$
-pack of cigs
- chocolate bar
- reputation with my friend who i told i couldnt get it up

+ watched niggerball on tv
+ 1 day no fap streak
Its over
 
My first time i went to an escort i couldnt get it up.

I openned porn and i still couldnt get it up.

She told me its ok have fun abit before you leave.
Its ok. Better luck next time.

I caressed her ass with a limp dick for like 5 minutes before i got bored.

Then we watched tv and had a cig together.



i also gave her a chocolate bar because she told me shes really craving chocolate.

So i bought some random bars and gave her too when i arrived.
This is very kind of you. She used you to the fullest.
End calculations:

-100$
-pack of cigs
- chocolate bar
- reputation with my friend who i told i couldnt get it up

+ watched niggerball on tv
+ 1 day no fap streak
 
Worst I did was let a foid live rent free in my head & give the bitch attention for 2 months. That was 3yrs ago before I learnt about blackpill.
 
brutal. i would like to just sit and watch tv cuddling with a foid though... :feelsbadman:
 
My first time i went to an escort i couldnt get it up.

I openned porn and i still couldnt get it up.

She told me its ok have fun abit before you leave.

I caressed her ass with a limp dick for like 5 minutes before i got bored.

Then we watched tv and had a cig together.

She has the audacity to ask me to leave her the pack too which i did, it was a new full one.

Jfl niggas even with escorts i cant be macho :feelskek:

i also gave her a chocolate bar because she told me shes really craving chocolate.

So i bought some random bars and gave her too when i arrived.


End calculations:

-100$
-pack of cigs
- chocolate bar
- reputation with my friend who i told i couldnt get it up

+ watched niggerball on tv
+ 1 day no fap streak
Never began
 
why couldnt you get it up? coomrot or anxiety?
 
Your whole account is cringe
 
Should have ate that chocolate bar out of her ass.
 

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