Subhuman Niceguy
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David Futrelle was the fat white kid in high school who joined the Asian Student Union in order to ascend with Asian foids. Getting mistaken for an overweight lesbian is tiring, so David Futrelle spends his days making fun of sexless males.
David Futrelle should give up being a journalist, and become a Sumo wrestler - the guy needs to lose some weight, he looks like a white-version of Lizzo.
David Futrelle should give up being a journalist, and become a Sumo wrestler - the guy needs to lose some weight, he looks like a white-version of Lizzo.