Serious Do you guys use a bidet after taking a shit?

[MongoloidJoe]

Title. I do because its cleaner and prevents chafing kek

 

[CrackingYs]

I fuckin hate wiping my ass like a goddamned caveman. There's no bidets here.

 

[Monke]

I wipe with my cat (in a videogame)

 

[Med Amine]

no but i use this every time i go to the bathroom so i can clean my private parts:

 

[nice_try]

There are better things to discuss than how to clean your ass.

 

[AnilBashir]

No I just wipe

I don’t really get how a bidet works anyway. Do you wet your ass and then wipe after? Or is spraying some water on your asshole supposed to remove it all?

 

[Luzifer]

There is something called Kaggduschne

 

[Luzifer]

There is something called Kaggduschne

@FemoidsGTFO

 

[xkcdCleftcel]

No I just wipe

I don’t really get how a bidet works anyway. Do you wet your ass and then wipe after? Or is spraying some water on your asshole supposed to remove it all?

Bidets are much cleaner than toilet paper. If you got shit on your hand you would use water to rinse it and then wipe with a towel, paper etc... But i still use paper since i don't live in a bidet culture.

 

[Wolnir]

No but I shower 1-2 times a day.

 

[MongoloidJoe]

No but I shower 1-2 times a day.

I use bidet attachment toilet seat bought it of Amazon. Most Aussie land toilets don't have any.

 

[JamesMLM]

I use the shower head with soap after I’m done going to the bathroom. I don’t like the feeling of having shit on my ass.

 

[NirvanaFan1988]

There are better things to discuss than how to clean your ass.

back to reddit you faggot nigger ass licker

 

[Shrek]

Bidets are not common everywhere,i advise anyone to just shower the ass after shiting

 

[JamesMLM]

Bidets are not common everywhere,i advise anyone to just shower the ass after shiting

Use soap also

 

[iamsubhuman]

No, but I should

There are better things to discuss than how to clean your ass.

Well, it's the lounge ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

[Shrek]

Use soap also

You shower only with water?

That's why you INKEL!!!!!

 

[iamanon11111]

shower with soap you unwashed apes

 

[nice_try]

back to reddit you faggot nigger ass licker

Don't even have an account there

 

[Bedford Stye]

I fuckin hate wiping my ass like a goddamned caveman. There's no bidets here.

Me too

 

[OutcompetedByRoomba]

Used to have one, was very nice, don't think I would want one of those japanese toilet sprinklers though, those look way too small and weak to do anything.