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Story escortcels and other non-virgins currently celibate : please give me a snippet of the conversations you had with the girl you lost your virginity with

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For example: did she know? Did you tell her? Did she guess? I'm wondering how amiable such conversations were.

 
inb4fakecelsbrag
it is entirely plausible that someone was able to get laid in teens/20s but then became so repulsive to women that he can't get sex anymore, which still qualifies as incel

just remember the mandatory 1 year waiting period since being able to get unpaid sex frens
 
it is entirely plausible that someone was able to get laid in teens/20s but then became so repulsive to women that he can't get sex anymore, which still qualifies as incel

just remember the mandatory 1 year waiting period since being able to get unpaid sex frens
No. Fuck that. They’re failed normies.

The only non-virgins I accept as incels are escortcels. That’s it.

Maybe I’ll accept those who have gotten into a freak accident that has destroyed their face and made them permanently disabled. But for people who just aged badly, idc they’re failed normies.
 
Escortcel: „ What was the price again pls?“
 
No. Fuck that. They’re failed normies.
The only non-virgins I accept as incels are escortcels. That’s it.

Incel and failed normy are not mutually exclusive ideas.

In fact you could say that since incels are the norm and incels are failures in many respects that these are actually synonymous ideas.

I would suggest we explore some new vocabulary.

Since these people ascended but then can't maintain that ascension, we could call them "the descended" perhaps?
 
how much for 30 minutes? 150? ok can you do 8 pm? sure i'll let you know when i'm outside see you then.
 
it is entirely plausible that someone was able to get laid in teens/20s but then became so repulsive to women that he can't get sex anymore, which still qualifies as incel

just remember the mandatory 1 year waiting period since being able to get unpaid sex frens
i thought that "waiting period" was 6 months?
 
it is entirely plausible that someone was able to get laid in teens/20s but then became so repulsive to women that he can't get sex anymore, which still qualifies as incel

just remember the mandatory 1 year waiting period since being able to get unpaid sex frens
Getting laid in your teens is actually much harder than later on because teens are only going after looks while older women are willing to drop their standards by a point or two if the guy has a lot of money. They will cuck him of course but moneymaxxing works better on older women
 
OK
She says I look like a 10 yold,
then she asks if I have a gf I say no,
then she asks if it's my first time escortcelling I say yes
then she asks if I am a virgin BEFORE:blackpill::blackpill::blackpill: doing anything sexual I say yes
It's over/10:blackpill::blackpill::blackpill::blackpill::blackpill:
 
Getting laid in your teens is actually much harder than later on because teens are only going after looks while older women are willing to drop their standards by a point or two if the guy has a lot of money.
This is bullshit, teen foids will drop standards for money too.

They will cuck him of course but moneymaxxing works better on older women
What are you actually maxxing though.
 
For example: did she know? Did you tell her? Did she guess? I'm wondering how amiable such conversations were.

1. Probably
2. No
3. She had to, but I think it was easy for her to figure it out.
 
First we met, she took away her robe
She put my hand on her ass and guided me to her room
Gave her the cash
I told her i never did it but this chinese girl didnt understand a single word ,
so i just sit on the bed and she took away my boxers
 
First we met, she took away her robe
Where did she put it, on a chair? on a door? details or din happen


She put my hand on her ass and guided me to her room
Gave her the cash

how the hell you remove cash one-handed

I told her i never did it but this chinese girl didnt understand a single word
how you sure? maybe she LARP knowing no engrish

so i just sit on the bed and she took away my boxers

it is not possible to remove underwear while you are sitting, you need to have your ass airborne

this usually requires pulling them off the pelvis while standing before you sit down

so I guess she just removed them when they were already aroudn your knees

you probably didn't glute bridge lying supine to do this because you lack glute strength and don't want her looking up your anus
 
Where did she put it, on a chair? on a door? details or din happen




how the hell you remove cash one-handed


how you sure? maybe she LARP knowing no engrish



it is not possible to remove underwear while you are sitting, you need to have your ass airborne

this usually requires pulling them off the pelvis while standing before you sit down

so I guess she just removed them when they were already aroudn your knees

you probably didn't glute bridge lying supine to do this because you lack glute strength and don't want her looking up your anus
She opened the door slightly just to see who i was.
Then she opened the door smiling and let me in.
She was in high heels and a little robe .
I asked her if she was the one i talked through the phone , or if i had to go with one of her friends.
She said it was her , took out her see through robe to show me her lingerie and put it on her shoulder.
She put my hand on her ass , then took my hand and walked me to her room.
Was full or red neons , small but clean.
She then asked the money and i gave her.
While she went to the older asian to give her the money.
There is a chair to put on your stuff and i took out my jacket.
Then when she came in i tried to tell her i never did it
But she didnt understand much , so i gave up.
Then i start undressing and remain with my boxers.
I lay on the bed and she gets over me standing on her knees.
She removes her bra and i take off her panties.
She takes off my underwear
Then she uses a wipe to clean my dick ( i showered 1 hour before btw)
Then she says " mouth , ok? " and then sucked me .
after the blowjob we start to fuck.
Lasted around 40 min , finished with a blowjob in her mouth.
She swallowed and showed the empty mouth looking happy of her performance.
Overall it went very well
 
no idea why foids do this, don't they understand shortness is attractive?

why do they want to height-mog their clients?
She didnt mog shit
She was still shorter than me even if im 5'7
 
These boys all have weak jaws :cryfeels::cryfeels::cryfeels: they will be incels
um, one of them is Alexander Hamilton, here he is with his wife

Hamilton wife

She gave birth to eight children in his name, perhaps one or more were sired by him, dunno. Would not be surprised if George Washington cucked him half the time.

Hamilton and Washington

George clearly mogged him in jaw/height/rank/shoulders
 

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