LifeFuel Escortmaxx Trip Report of Thai Hooker 06/10/23

[RonaldWeasley]

Im not working rn , on neetbuxx. incel.


im just addicted to asian women. theres none here on tinder tho its brutal. theyre all in london not my city


even on escort sites theyre hard to find a young slim one. theyre all ugly af or fat or old or all 3. but i finally found a young slim one after searching for a while



shes like 5 min drive away from my house


thai girl

got there

she was wearing a cute dress. taller than me by like an inch, despite i was wearing 2 inch lifts. so annoying

me sperging last night on discord





£70 for 30 mins. she was slim. and tiny waist(main thing i look for in a girl) so very ideal. bit uglier than the photos. but shes young and asian and nice lips so i like her.

also she was inbetween white and brown. like a golden tan



started off with kissing, getting undressed.

then she started kissing my neck, and grabbing my dick and balls over my boxers

then kissing my ears, then licking kissing my nipples

i dont really like it when girls suck my nipples tbh. im not a female. makes me feel immasculated a bit

i think girls might be attracted to nipples just as much as guys tbh. every escort i meet always likes to suck on and play with my nipples.

especially ethnic girls. cos thei rnippes are dark and usually bigger. but my nipples are small and pink. damn thats weird when i think about it literally every escort i meet is obsessed with my nipples.

anyways

i got her to get off my nipples and suck my dick. with condom unfortunately. £10 for without condom and i kept asking for free but she kept disagreeing so i just let her with condom. i can afford it but tbh getting raw head makes me almost cum, then i cum faster during sex so id rather get head with condom so i can enjoy the sex

she said she had a shower before i came and she smelled fresh so we 69'd . her pussy was brown. but like pink on the inside which is different most asian girls are darker on the inside . maybe she had more east asian blood despite being thai or just weird pussy colour genes. i love eating pussy and looking at it ngl

started with missionary. was quite hot. just under the lighting so i could see her tanned body perfectly. really turned me on

then switched to missionary.

her waist was fucking tiny. felt like i was in heaven

also she was saying my dick was too big

i like to take my dick all the way out and put it back in a few times. but escorts always assume im taking off the condom when i do that. i saw her feel for the condom

i definitely need an asian girl with a tiny waist. i need this shit every day

then made her come on top of me.

we were looking at eachother and it felt quite real and intimate. lots of kissing. smiling. resting eachothers forehea don eachother felt very close


then put her on her side, i like this position cos i can grab her ass. see her tanned butt from behind, also bring her upper body towards you, and get her to twist it around and u can still kiss and grab her boobs and everything. but cos its from behind it feels more dominating her its good. also u can finger her clit easily while fucking her like this.

so u can fuck her from this position, while feeling her clit, and her boobs, and kissing. all at the same time. its good . and its a gspot position. feels so good.

and not even fingering her clit for her pleasure. its also for my pleasure. i like to feel the wetness of her pussy and u just feel more closer with her body when u can feel it.

but with the last chinese escort i used to fuck. i can find her clit within like 1 second. its just there, i know where it is. but with other girls i swear i cant even find it sometimes. with this girl i couldnt so i jsut rubbed around that area of her pussy

then i came in this position. i think we were about 25 minutes in.

then we hugged for 10-15 more minutes afterwards. talked about why shes here she says she likes uk, talked about her visa here said shes a tourist but really shes "working" and i played with her that its cos theres more money here.

and then talked about how i wanna go thailand. and talked about her not fluent english. and she was mirin my tattoos and guessed my sleeve costed £4k and said its beautiful.

wouldnt leave my nipples alone again.

asked why my chest is so hairy

bullied her for being brown and called her a nigger and she was laughing

i feel socially retarded ran out of things to talk about and its hard to get a 100% connection and convo flow when someone isnt 100% fluent in english. definitely need a fluent asian girl. so i said ill go now. had a tight hug and kiss then i got dressed

she sat there right next to me watching me get dressed , like fuck off briv

and my knife had fell out my pocket, but it was still under my trousers(3rd time my knife fell out now)

so i had to like try put the knife back into my pocket through my trousers so she couldnt see. and i finished putting them on but the sharp bit was sticking out of my trousers so she definitely saw it but didnt freak out so its ok

also she asked my why are my shoes so big. and i said because im small and we smiled

also got a nice text from her afterwards saying thank you, had a nice time etc..

obviously all the girlfriend experience and the text is an act cos shes an escort. but still felt nice. made me happy. made me feel good for getting out the house and having some interaction. especially with an asian girl whos my type

felt good last night. now back to rotting in my room like its a prison. working on my CV and personal brand so i can get an remote job so i can go live in thailand forever

 

[RonaldWeasley]

b

 

[cuac]

very jealous of you brocel, the only thing that disgusted me was when you sucked her pussy, keep in mind that that shit rides a lot of dicks

 

[OutcompetedByRoomba]

Im not working rn , on neetbuxx. incel.


im just addicted to asian women. theres none here on tinder tho its brutal. theyre all in london not my city


even on escort sites theyre hard to find a young slim one. theyre all ugly af or fat or old or all 3. but i finally found a young slim one after searching for a while



shes like 5 min drive away from my house


thai girl

got there

she was wearing a cute dress. taller than me by like an inch, despite i was wearing 2 inch lifts. so annoying

me sperging last night on discord





£70 for 30 mins. she was slim. and tiny waist(main thing i look for in a girl) so very ideal. bit uglier than the photos. but shes young and asian and nice lips so i like her.

also she was inbetween white and brown. like a golden tan



started off with kissing, getting undressed.

then she started kissing my neck, and grabbing my dick and balls over my boxers

then kissing my ears, then licking kissing my nipples

i dont really like it when girls suck my nipples tbh. im not a female. makes me feel immasculated a bit

i think girls might be attracted to nipples just as much as guys tbh. every escort i meet always likes to suck on and play with my nipples.

especially ethnic girls. cos thei rnippes are dark and usually bigger. but my nipples are small and pink. damn thats weird when i think about it literally every escort i meet is obsessed with my nipples.

anyways

i got her to get off my nipples and suck my dick. with condom unfortunately. £10 for without condom and i kept asking for free but she kept disagreeing so i just let her with condom. i can afford it but tbh getting raw head makes me almost cum, then i cum faster during sex so id rather get head with condom so i can enjoy the sex

she said she had a shower before i came and she smelled fresh so we 69'd . her pussy was brown. but like pink on the inside which is different most asian girls are darker on the inside . maybe she had more east asian blood despite being thai or just weird pussy colour genes. i love eating pussy and looking at it ngl

started with missionary. was quite hot. just under the lighting so i could see her tanned body perfectly. really turned me on

then switched to missionary.

her waist was fucking tiny. felt like i was in heaven

also she was saying my dick was too big

i like to take my dick all the way out and put it back in a few times. but escorts always assume im taking off the condom when i do that. i saw her feel for the condom

i definitely need an asian girl with a tiny waist. i need this shit every day

then made her come on top of me.

we were looking at eachother and it felt quite real and intimate. lots of kissing. smiling. resting eachothers forehea don eachother felt very close


then put her on her side, i like this position cos i can grab her ass. see her tanned butt from behind, also bring her upper body towards you, and get her to twist it around and u can still kiss and grab her boobs and everything. but cos its from behind it feels more dominating her its good. also u can finger her clit easily while fucking her like this.

so u can fuck her from this position, while feeling her clit, and her boobs, and kissing. all at the same time. its good . and its a gspot position. feels so good.

and not even fingering her clit for her pleasure. its also for my pleasure. i like to feel the wetness of her pussy and u just feel more closer with her body when u can feel it.

but with the last chinese escort i used to fuck. i can find her clit within like 1 second. its just there, i know where it is. but with other girls i swear i cant even find it sometimes. with this girl i couldnt so i jsut rubbed around that area of her pussy

then i came in this position. i think we were about 25 minutes in.

then we hugged for 10-15 more minutes afterwards. talked about why shes here she says she likes uk, talked about her visa here said shes a tourist but really shes "working" and i played with her that its cos theres more money here.

and then talked about how i wanna go thailand. and talked about her not fluent english. and she was mirin my tattoos and guessed my sleeve costed £4k and said its beautiful.

wouldnt leave my nipples alone again.

asked why my chest is so hairy

bullied her for being brown and called her a nigger and she was laughing

i feel socially retarded ran out of things to talk about and its hard to get a 100% connection and convo flow when someone isnt 100% fluent in english. definitely need a fluent asian girl. so i said ill go now. had a tight hug and kiss then i got dressed

she sat there right next to me watching me get dressed , like fuck off briv

and my knife had fell out my pocket, but it was still under my trousers(3rd time my knife fell out now)

so i had to like try put the knife back into my pocket through my trousers so she couldnt see. and i finished putting them on but the sharp bit was sticking out of my trousers so she definitely saw it but didnt freak out so its ok

also she asked my why are my shoes so big. and i said because im small and we smiled

also got a nice text from her afterwards saying thank you, had a nice time etc..

obviously all the girlfriend experience and the text is an act cos shes an escort. but still felt nice. made me happy. made me feel good for getting out the house and having some interaction. especially with an asian girl whos my type

felt good last night. now back to rotting in my room like its a prison. working on my CV and personal brand so i can get an remote job so i can go live in thailand forever

always interesting to hear these kind of stories.

 

[fastnbulbous]

Very bad

 

[Dravidiancel]

very jealous of you brocel, the only thing that disgusted me was when you sucked her pussy, keep in mind that that shit rides a lot of dicks

It was a one time experience for me,she was not too used up.I never sucking any pussy in my life again

 

[ULTRAMAN]

interesting story, at least she did not rush it

 

[slashER]

Im not working rn , on neetbuxx. incel.


im just addicted to asian women. theres none here on tinder tho its brutal. theyre all in london not my city


even on escort sites theyre hard to find a young slim one. theyre all ugly af or fat or old or all 3. but i finally found a young slim one after searching for a while



shes like 5 min drive away from my house


thai girl

got there

she was wearing a cute dress. taller than me by like an inch, despite i was wearing 2 inch lifts. so annoying

me sperging last night on discord





£70 for 30 mins. she was slim. and tiny waist(main thing i look for in a girl) so very ideal. bit uglier than the photos. but shes young and asian and nice lips so i like her.

also she was inbetween white and brown. like a golden tan



started off with kissing, getting undressed.

then she started kissing my neck, and grabbing my dick and balls over my boxers

then kissing my ears, then licking kissing my nipples

i dont really like it when girls suck my nipples tbh. im not a female. makes me feel immasculated a bit

i think girls might be attracted to nipples just as much as guys tbh. every escort i meet always likes to suck on and play with my nipples.

especially ethnic girls. cos thei rnippes are dark and usually bigger. but my nipples are small and pink. damn thats weird when i think about it literally every escort i meet is obsessed with my nipples.

anyways

i got her to get off my nipples and suck my dick. with condom unfortunately. £10 for without condom and i kept asking for free but she kept disagreeing so i just let her with condom. i can afford it but tbh getting raw head makes me almost cum, then i cum faster during sex so id rather get head with condom so i can enjoy the sex

she said she had a shower before i came and she smelled fresh so we 69'd . her pussy was brown. but like pink on the inside which is different most asian girls are darker on the inside . maybe she had more east asian blood despite being thai or just weird pussy colour genes. i love eating pussy and looking at it ngl

started with missionary. was quite hot. just under the lighting so i could see her tanned body perfectly. really turned me on

then switched to missionary.

her waist was fucking tiny. felt like i was in heaven

also she was saying my dick was too big

i like to take my dick all the way out and put it back in a few times. but escorts always assume im taking off the condom when i do that. i saw her feel for the condom

i definitely need an asian girl with a tiny waist. i need this shit every day

then made her come on top of me.

we were looking at eachother and it felt quite real and intimate. lots of kissing. smiling. resting eachothers forehea don eachother felt very close


then put her on her side, i like this position cos i can grab her ass. see her tanned butt from behind, also bring her upper body towards you, and get her to twist it around and u can still kiss and grab her boobs and everything. but cos its from behind it feels more dominating her its good. also u can finger her clit easily while fucking her like this.

so u can fuck her from this position, while feeling her clit, and her boobs, and kissing. all at the same time. its good . and its a gspot position. feels so good.

and not even fingering her clit for her pleasure. its also for my pleasure. i like to feel the wetness of her pussy and u just feel more closer with her body when u can feel it.

but with the last chinese escort i used to fuck. i can find her clit within like 1 second. its just there, i know where it is. but with other girls i swear i cant even find it sometimes. with this girl i couldnt so i jsut rubbed around that area of her pussy

then i came in this position. i think we were about 25 minutes in.

then we hugged for 10-15 more minutes afterwards. talked about why shes here she says she likes uk, talked about her visa here said shes a tourist but really shes "working" and i played with her that its cos theres more money here.

and then talked about how i wanna go thailand. and talked about her not fluent english. and she was mirin my tattoos and guessed my sleeve costed £4k and said its beautiful.

wouldnt leave my nipples alone again.

asked why my chest is so hairy

bullied her for being brown and called her a nigger and she was laughing

i feel socially retarded ran out of things to talk about and its hard to get a 100% connection and convo flow when someone isnt 100% fluent in english. definitely need a fluent asian girl. so i said ill go now. had a tight hug and kiss then i got dressed

she sat there right next to me watching me get dressed , like fuck off briv

and my knife had fell out my pocket, but it was still under my trousers(3rd time my knife fell out now)

so i had to like try put the knife back into my pocket through my trousers so she couldnt see. and i finished putting them on but the sharp bit was sticking out of my trousers so she definitely saw it but didnt freak out so its ok

also she asked my why are my shoes so big. and i said because im small and we smiled

also got a nice text from her afterwards saying thank you, had a nice time etc..

obviously all the girlfriend experience and the text is an act cos shes an escort. but still felt nice. made me happy. made me feel good for getting out the house and having some interaction. especially with an asian girl whos my type

felt good last night. now back to rotting in my room like its a prison. working on my CV and personal brand so i can get an remote job so i can go live in thailand forever

 

[Veniamin Pupunin]

Im not working rn , on neetbuxx. incel.


im just addicted to asian women. theres none here on tinder tho its brutal. theyre all in london not my city


even on escort sites theyre hard to find a young slim one. theyre all ugly af or fat or old or all 3. but i finally found a young slim one after searching for a while



shes like 5 min drive away from my house


thai girl

got there

she was wearing a cute dress. taller than me by like an inch, despite i was wearing 2 inch lifts. so annoying

me sperging last night on discord





£70 for 30 mins. she was slim. and tiny waist(main thing i look for in a girl) so very ideal. bit uglier than the photos. but shes young and asian and nice lips so i like her.

also she was inbetween white and brown. like a golden tan



started off with kissing, getting undressed.

then she started kissing my neck, and grabbing my dick and balls over my boxers

then kissing my ears, then licking kissing my nipples

i dont really like it when girls suck my nipples tbh. im not a female. makes me feel immasculated a bit

i think girls might be attracted to nipples just as much as guys tbh. every escort i meet always likes to suck on and play with my nipples.

especially ethnic girls. cos thei rnippes are dark and usually bigger. but my nipples are small and pink. damn thats weird when i think about it literally every escort i meet is obsessed with my nipples.

anyways

i got her to get off my nipples and suck my dick. with condom unfortunately. £10 for without condom and i kept asking for free but she kept disagreeing so i just let her with condom. i can afford it but tbh getting raw head makes me almost cum, then i cum faster during sex so id rather get head with condom so i can enjoy the sex

she said she had a shower before i came and she smelled fresh so we 69'd . her pussy was brown. but like pink on the inside which is different most asian girls are darker on the inside . maybe she had more east asian blood despite being thai or just weird pussy colour genes. i love eating pussy and looking at it ngl

started with missionary. was quite hot. just under the lighting so i could see her tanned body perfectly. really turned me on

then switched to missionary.

her waist was fucking tiny. felt like i was in heaven

also she was saying my dick was too big

i like to take my dick all the way out and put it back in a few times. but escorts always assume im taking off the condom when i do that. i saw her feel for the condom

i definitely need an asian girl with a tiny waist. i need this shit every day

then made her come on top of me.

we were looking at eachother and it felt quite real and intimate. lots of kissing. smiling. resting eachothers forehea don eachother felt very close


then put her on her side, i like this position cos i can grab her ass. see her tanned butt from behind, also bring her upper body towards you, and get her to twist it around and u can still kiss and grab her boobs and everything. but cos its from behind it feels more dominating her its good. also u can finger her clit easily while fucking her like this.

so u can fuck her from this position, while feeling her clit, and her boobs, and kissing. all at the same time. its good . and its a gspot position. feels so good.

and not even fingering her clit for her pleasure. its also for my pleasure. i like to feel the wetness of her pussy and u just feel more closer with her body when u can feel it.

but with the last chinese escort i used to fuck. i can find her clit within like 1 second. its just there, i know where it is. but with other girls i swear i cant even find it sometimes. with this girl i couldnt so i jsut rubbed around that area of her pussy

then i came in this position. i think we were about 25 minutes in.

then we hugged for 10-15 more minutes afterwards. talked about why shes here she says she likes uk, talked about her visa here said shes a tourist but really shes "working" and i played with her that its cos theres more money here.

and then talked about how i wanna go thailand. and talked about her not fluent english. and she was mirin my tattoos and guessed my sleeve costed £4k and said its beautiful.

wouldnt leave my nipples alone again.

asked why my chest is so hairy

bullied her for being brown and called her a nigger and she was laughing

i feel socially retarded ran out of things to talk about and its hard to get a 100% connection and convo flow when someone isnt 100% fluent in english. definitely need a fluent asian girl. so i said ill go now. had a tight hug and kiss then i got dressed

she sat there right next to me watching me get dressed , like fuck off briv

and my knife had fell out my pocket, but it was still under my trousers(3rd time my knife fell out now)

so i had to like try put the knife back into my pocket through my trousers so she couldnt see. and i finished putting them on but the sharp bit was sticking out of my trousers so she definitely saw it but didnt freak out so its ok

also she asked my why are my shoes so big. and i said because im small and we smiled

also got a nice text from her afterwards saying thank you, had a nice time etc..

obviously all the girlfriend experience and the text is an act cos shes an escort. but still felt nice. made me happy. made me feel good for getting out the house and having some interaction. especially with an asian girl whos my type

felt good last night. now back to rotting in my room like its a prison. working on my CV and personal brand so i can get an remote job so i can go live in thailand forever

ok chad

 

[Neverman]

Over for USAcels. The United States is like a sardonic burlesque on freedom...

Remember slavery and the prohibition? I'm sure it's funny to foreigners. I would laugh too.

 

[CentipedeCel]

Dude don't eat out hookers; that shit is a throat cancer death sentence in 10-15 years. That said, maybe 10-15 years of eating pussy is worth an early death, and might even be optimal.

Other than that get tested; Get vaccinated for HPV n shit; Get some AIDS retroviral, and if shit gets wild and you go bareback into her; or in the ass in some future encounter just pop one of the retroviral pills a few hours later for near immunity to aids.

Anti-biotics will generally take care of any other disease; (other than pregnancy, or big black guy knocks you out and steals your kidney)