I need a new bed so family was going to buy me one. Nice gesture right? They texted me a link to the one they ordered for me and it was size full, aka big enough for one person, aka you will never get laid or have a gf or a wife. It will be only you in that bed. Keep in mind I’m not a teen, I’m oldcel so it’s perfectly normal to think a grown man might sometimes have a woman in his bed.
