Venting Haircel trait: hair grows like shit

[UnwantedVirgin]

Grows out from the back and sides at weird angles especially near the crown like a hedgehog that's been ran over. Add a weird shaped head and norewood 2 into the mix and it always looks like I just escaped from an asylum.

Meanwhile Chad just rolls out of bed and doesn't touch his hair in the morning and it still looks great.

 

[erenyeager]

Show pic of hairline

 

[bigblackman39]

Grows out from the back and sides at weird angles especially near the crown like a hedgehog that's been ran over. Add a weird shaped head and norewood 2 into the mix and it always looks like I just escaped from an asylum.

Meanwhile Chad just rolls out of bed and doesn't touch his hair in the morning and it still looks great.

Over

 

[Hexagon77]

Hair makes me loook like a fag whenever slightly long, buzzcut makes me look like a pale retard with a big head, never works. I once heard a couple of normies pass me and call me elvis while laughing because my hair naturally swerves in the worst direction possible.

 

[UnwantedVirgin]

Show pic of hairline

Not an actual picture of me but the norwood 2 line looks like this.

 

[erenyeager]

Not an actual picture of me but the norwood 2 line looks like this.
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Jfl show pic of your real hairline and don't show face. You sure you don't have a warrior skull.

 

[currycel⁰]

Not an actual picture of me but the norwood 2 line looks like this.
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[UnwantedVirgin]

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Hair makes me loook like a fag whenever slightly long, buzzcut makes me look like a pale retard with a big head, never works. I once heard a couple of normies pass me and call me elvis while laughing because my hair naturally swerves in the worst direction possible.

Yep, looks shit no matter what I do. Actually I prefer a longer fringe since it covers my norwood 2 spot and big forehead, but it looks gay (guys have literally called me a fag for it IRL).

Does yours randomly grow and stick up in the most odd places too?

Jfl show pic of your real hairline and don't show face

Sorry bro don't have the confidence to put my real hairline on here as it'll end up in a glowie database and they'll match it to real life ID pictures with their ID snooping tech.

The sides are short and spiky growing outwards like a hedgehog but in all directions and clumps whilst the top is straight and grows forward.

 

[BornToLose]

Me in the mornings (but balder):

 

[UnwantedVirgin]

Me in the mornings (but balder):

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Do you think you look better bald or with hair? Some guys can thugmax bald.

 

[BornToLose]

Do you think you look better bald or with hair? Some guys can thugmax bald.

I'm Norwood 5 but still think I can just about pull off not shaving it all the time but when I do get a haircut I get it buzzed. My beard is decent though.

 

[erenyeager]

Yep, looks shit no matter what I do. Actually I prefer a longer fringe since it covers my norwood 2 spot and big forehead, but it looks gay (guys have literally called me a fag for it IRL).

Does yours randomly grow and stick up in the most odd places too?

Sorry bro don't have the confidence to put my real hairline on here as it'll end up in a glowie database and they'll match it to real life ID pictures with their ID snooping tech.

The sides are short and spiky growing outwards like a hedgehog but in all directions and clumps whilst the top is straight and grows forward.

Glowie database

 

[UnwantedVirgin]

Glowie database

They've most likely got one, a lot of it is probably automated these days and it takes up virtually no storage space.

 

[erenyeager]

They've most likely got one, a lot of it is probably automated these days and it takes up virtually no storage space.

Shit they will get the storage of me showing pics of curries balding!!! On the soyddit

 

[NoLooksNoLife]

Grows out from the back and sides at weird angles especially near the crown like a hedgehog that's been ran over. Add a weird shaped head and norewood 2 into the mix and it always looks like I just escaped from an asylum.

Meanwhile Chad just rolls out of bed and doesn't touch his hair in the morning and it still looks great.

Can relate, mang

 

[Virginscarecrow999]

Hair makes me loook like a fag whenever slightly long, buzzcut makes me look like a pale retard with a big head, never works. I once heard a couple of normies pass me and call me elvis while laughing because my hair naturally swerves in the worst direction possible.

Same

 

[LeFrenchCel]

Haircel trait: balding or bald

 

[dOOmerbOI]

Not an actual picture of me but the norwood 2 line looks like this.
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Looks the same as mine
Being a fivehead + norwood 2 + short hair makes me look like an alien --> never began

 

[UnwantedVirgin]

Haircel trait: balding or bald

Looks the same as mine
Being a fivehead + norwood 2 + short hair makes me look like an alien --> never began

 

[MiSKiRaT]

Grows out from the back and sides at weird angles especially near the crown like a hedgehog that's been ran over. Add a weird shaped head and norewood 2 into the mix and it always looks like I just escaped from an asylum.

Meanwhile Chad just rolls out of bed and doesn't touch his hair in the morning and it still looks great.

this is awfully true which is why im so pissed off at nature and im planning my campaign raids to destroy the US and burn every lookist cumdumpster into the ground with their shit-eating ideologies

 

[Balding Subhuman]

Truecel trait: you're bald

 

[Snhook]

Sucks. Can relate. I have a Norwood 2 at just 20

 

[UnwantedVirgin]

this is awfully true which is why im so pissed off at nature and im planning my campaign raids to destroy the US and burn every lookist cumdumpster into the ground with their shit-eating ideologies

We humans really need a way to get around the lookism parts of our brains, we're not living like our ancestors anymore.

Truecel trait: you're bald

Brutal, when did you go bald?

Sucks. Can relate. I have a Norwood 2 at just 20

Fuck, that's young.

 

[Zhou Chang-Xing]

Grows out from the back and sides at weird angles especially near the crown like a hedgehog that's been ran over. Add a weird shaped head and norewood 2 into the mix and it always looks like I just escaped from an asylum.

Meanwhile Chad just rolls out of bed and doesn't touch his hair in the morning and it still looks great.

At least your hair grows, mine is actively shrinking.

 

[NirvanaFan1988]

Truecel trait: you're bald

 

[Balding Subhuman]

Brutal, when did you go bald?

In my early 20's. I don't really have the headshape to pull off bald either but no can do.