His wife shat the bed during sex

[meatball]

This guy at the gym told me and another guy this story.

They were doing missionary, and she slid out a big wet log.

He ended up tossing all the sheets and blankets out.

The term is losing sphincter control..

Just imagine when you come, instead of ejaculating, you shit

 

[Deleted member 32725]

1000 to 1 says if a guy did this she would have left him and bullied him for it

 

[ThoughtfulCel]

1000 to 1 says if a guy did this she would have left him and bullied him for it

She would have left him and took the kids. Probably cheat on him first and then go justify it on reddit

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

She would have left him and took the kids. Probably cheat on him first and then go justify it on reddit

 

[meatball]

It's Trumps fault.

 

[WawelDragon1683]

I'd intantly leave her if that ever happened. Utterly disgusting. Never would want to see her again.

 

[WØLF]

You obsession with shit is kinda concerning OP. Every other larp you make up involves literal shit in some way. Unironically seek God you actual fucking cuckold

 

[Dregster]

I'd intantly leave her if that ever happened. Utterly disgusting. Never would want to see her again.

Hmm yes go on ...

 

[Overdosed]

All wives do this to their husbands, usually metaphorically, not literally.

 

[Sheogorath]

This guy at the gym told me and another guy this story.

They were doing missionary, and she slid out a big wet log.

I like to think that if I had a nice GF with great personality that I get past this problem

He ended up tossing all the sheets and blankets out.

that just seems wasteful, you could put this into a laundry sink with some hot water to get most of the feces out and then put it through the washing machine