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Every 3 or 4 days, getting itchy.

Get in shower, scrub Irish spring body wash onto jaws.

Let sit on for a minute while I wash rest of body.

Use a single blade cheap razor and hack off the hair using repetitive strokes, starting under neck first.

Finish with mustache area, most sensitive.

Feel relieved, don't have to do it again for four more days.
 
Kek I have to shave each fucking day and the motherfucker just grows back at the earliest convenience.
I hate shaving, one of the reasons why I think being a male is a curse.
Foids don't have to deal with this shit.
 
I cannot grow beard.
 
I am forced to shave due to wageslavery.
I typically do it with a razor and barbasol




it's over
 
i shave a lot because if i don't the hair in my neckbeard will touch the pimples and make me die from pain and suffering

i use bic shaving equipment's and i use the cheapest because they're the most effective in this job. i also use some alchool on the area to kill the bacteria but sometimes i get lazy and i don't use it
 
I'm so fukkin lazy, that I can't be bothered to stand in front of a mirror like a normal man.

I guess my a.d.d. is so advanced that I cannot stand being bored for two minutes.
 
Every 3 or 4 days, getting itchy.

Get in shower, scrub Irish spring body wash onto jaws.

Let sit on for a minute while I wash rest of body.

Use a single blade cheap razor and hack off the hair using repetitive strokes, starting under neck first.

Finish with mustache area, most sensitive.

Feel relieved, don't have to do it again for four more days.
My facial hair is slowly developing by the month, its looks rather awful rn so I shave it at every opportunity where its comfortable
 
Whenever I feel like it tbh, I don’t go on a fixed routine
 
Most certainly.
And I hate when normalfaggots pretend that it isn't.
They all blindly and meekly justify it by underplaying the severity of the concept and conforming with the idea that modern jobs aren't the same as earliest human slavery.
And I don't really understand the idea of defending something that is not benevolent in essence, seems like bootlicking for patriotic reasons (Which is extremely infuriating to see since, they are allying with the enemies instead of fighting them back)
 
Use a single blade cheap razor and hack off the hair using repetitive strokes, starting under neck first.

Finish with mustache area, most sensitive.

Feel relieved, don't have to do it again for four more days.
Roughly this, but I have to repeat it in every 2 days.
It's nice that I'm not masculine in anything, except for body and facial hair :feelsugh:
 
Every few days with a razor and shave gel
 
I dont got no beard
 
Take shower.

Apply shaving cream and use disposable single use razor with lubricating strip.

Doesn't take long... Since all I can grow is some fuzzy mustache and a few isolated hairs on the cheeks and jaw. Looks like dog shit so I just shave it off.
 
I don't anymore. I let it grow and then deal with the minor "inconveniences"(by coming the moustache area to the sides so that I can eat properly).
I used to shave it in the shower, after I was done washing my hair - didn't hurt at all, and was a lot less of a mess, and a lot less painful, than using shaving cream.
 
Kek I have to shave each fucking day and the motherfucker just grows back at the earliest convenience.
I hate shaving, one of the reasons why I think being a male is a curse.
Foids don't have to deal with this shit.
Foids have to shave their legs believe me a lot of women out there can be hairy as fuck. Look at all these vintage porn magazines and you will know what i'm talking about. That was a end result of the feminist movement before clean shaving was a nineties started to bringing sexy back In all honesty most women are ugly as hell if they do not take care of themselves
 

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