NSFW How would you react to a dumb bitch who took the term "blowjob" literally?

[Lamecel]

I knew a SLUT in my sex ed class that told the whole class she gave her boyfrand a literal blowjob. Blew air into his dick like a retard to make it "blow up bigger" since it's never big enough for young CUNTS. The cuck teacher laughed as if it was just a silly [teehee] mistake.

This bitch never talked to me, by the way. 8/10 kawaii degenerate.

She wasn't the first bitch that did that, as evidenced in online forums of guys complaining about these sluts' failure to understand slang. I've never even had any female contact beyond family, occasional accidents, and medical touching. Nothing even close to romantic. Blowjobs apparently feel amazing, but I'd imagine a literal blowjob would make me hate foids even more than I do now.

 

[Deleted member 19971]

She wasn't the first bitch that did that, as evidenced in online forums of guys complaining about these sluts' failure to understand slang.

What, foids blow on a guy's dick for a blowjob? Those were some minus IQ foids tbh, everyone knows what a blowjob is especially in this sexualized age

 

[Deleted member 15737]

What’s a blowjob?

 

[Deleted member 18515]

What’s a blowjob?

 

[Deleted member 19756]

back in my day we drew this shit on cave walls. Just pull up pornhub.

 

[Oedipus]

Haha what a cuck he got a girl on his dick and she’s trying to inflate his micro penis, any normal dude would’ve grabbed her by the hair and literally slammed her face into it. This sounds like a fake attention whoring teehee I’m so cute and naive but still a whore story on the foids end

 

[Deleted member 19079]

in what country do students openly talk about giving blowjobs in class? i had sex ed classes too but they were much more discrete

 

[Lamecel]

What, foids blow on a guy's dick for a blowjob? Those were some minus IQ foids tbh, everyone knows what a blowjob is especially in this sexualized age

Not "on," - INTO. Sorry to make things that much worse.

in what country do students openly talk about giving blowjobs in class? i had sex ed classes too but they were much more discrete

Trust me, nobody else was really talking. It was regarding safe sex practices including oral, and she suggested that idea. Teacher obviously said "no, you can't do that" but it was taken as a joke, when that can literally kill a man. Although I wouldn't be surprised if they let students give personal stories in some schools. I bet that is literal hell for an incel. Inc-hell.

That seems like a waste of time though, for a regular sex ed course. I could maybe see that being a thing in school clubs where students discuss sexuality. Wow. I honestly wonder if they'd let incels join that conversation.

 

[FinnCel]

Degeneracy must stop!!

 

[Lamecel]

back in my day we drew this shit on cave walls. Just pull up pornhub.

You'd think if they assumed it involved blowing, they'd blow ON it but they fucking blow INTO it.

 

[Deleted member 1042]

Why don't they call it suckjob or slobjob? I guess it's because it looks like they're blowing during the act.

 

[Deleted member 19971]

Not "on," - INTO. Sorry to make things that much worse.

hol' up

 

[Lamecel]

hol' up

Yes.

 

[needsolution]

What’s a blowjob?

i guess it's goverment job but idk bro

 

[mybodyisrotting]

It'd be better than nothing tbh

 

[Guest2]

Haram please

 

[78980n]

It'd be better than nothing tbh

I mean

 

[2340922]

Attention whore muuh i had sx with 50 chads muuh u sucked every dick in the world

 

[zangano1]

I wish a foid blew air into my dick

 

[Lamecel]

I wish a foid blew air into my dick

Dickcel?
It would possibly kill you by sending an air embolism to your heart. And it wouldn't add any inches to your dick, brah.
Would be lifefuel if foids got investigated for attempted murder for saying that shit but unfortunately it's taken as a joke.

 

[littlemanhikicel]

I wish a foid blew air into my dick

 

[Indari]

er

 

[Dionysus]

chad didn't see that one coming