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Edmund_Kemper
Disregard my larping efforts. I can’t change it.
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It would be awesome. Everything would be C00L. I would literally sleep around with as many women as possible. i would party and binge drink and trip on shrooms in HS and fuck my teachers and then fuck tons of chicks at school. i would be captain of the football team and in college, oh man college would've been fucking awesome
i wish i could be 18 again, and be in college as a NT gigachad in my dorm room sneaking random chicks in after meeting them at frat parties and fucking them doggystyle with thrusting faster than speed of light and then the resident assistant hears her moans and he walks in and i beat him until he's a lifeless carcass and she orgasms to watching me beat the shit outta the RA and he lays on the floor as a rotting corpse, then her cuck BF comes in and slips on the RA's brains and cracks his skull open and his blood and brains are everywhere, then all the college dormmates come in wondering what happened and everyone slips and falls or dies on each other's brains. then the dean gives me a medal of honor for self-defense.
i then join a frat and fuck an entire sorority and fuck other sororities. i then graduate and fuck around with more chicks at bars who want to sleep with me after watching me beat the shit out of and strangle a guy to death in a bar fight while slicing his adam's apple with my knife sharp square jawline as all the women watch the fight as they put vibrators on their clits orgasming.
i then have a list of women to fuck and checkmark all the types of women i wanna fuck, including sorority girls, chicks of a certain age (e.g.: 18, 20, 40 year old MILF who looks younger than her age, my HS teachers, etc.).
i wish i could be 18 again, and be in college as a NT gigachad in my dorm room sneaking random chicks in after meeting them at frat parties and fucking them doggystyle with thrusting faster than speed of light and then the resident assistant hears her moans and he walks in and i beat him until he's a lifeless carcass and she orgasms to watching me beat the shit outta the RA and he lays on the floor as a rotting corpse, then her cuck BF comes in and slips on the RA's brains and cracks his skull open and his blood and brains are everywhere, then all the college dormmates come in wondering what happened and everyone slips and falls or dies on each other's brains. then the dean gives me a medal of honor for self-defense.
i then join a frat and fuck an entire sorority and fuck other sororities. i then graduate and fuck around with more chicks at bars who want to sleep with me after watching me beat the shit out of and strangle a guy to death in a bar fight while slicing his adam's apple with my knife sharp square jawline as all the women watch the fight as they put vibrators on their clits orgasming.
i then have a list of women to fuck and checkmark all the types of women i wanna fuck, including sorority girls, chicks of a certain age (e.g.: 18, 20, 40 year old MILF who looks younger than her age, my HS teachers, etc.).