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Venting I don't want to be an escort cuck!

Alone75

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But I know its my only chance if I want sex with a female. I'm actually realising that more and more as the years tick by!

I'm pissed off though as I keep getting really suspect and obviously fake whores. Social media apps are full of these fakes!

One says she lives near my town, I said I'd meet her later and pay cash?

She replied "Naah, cash is risky I don’t do cash. Half payment before sex and half after sex. The next one will be for free."

What absolute bullshit, just found out she's American too, sent a voice note and said she's from Chicago. Why would she be living in this shitty place in the UK?

I've had enough of these scam artists, some seem legit then say they only do onlyfans now as meet ups are too risky JFL:feelsclown:. So I'd have to pay to fap while I watch them on cam! Fucking giga-cucked!

No thanks.
 
Meeting non-escort foids online as an incel is virtually impossible.
 
I'd rather spend my shekels on pc parts and food than toilets.
Spent 500 shekels on a rtx 3060 ti,which will provide me many years of quality gaming.
A fat better investment than spending it on some fucking worthless toilet prostitute for 5 minutes of getting my dick wet.
 
I did it a few times but it's getting dull I just masturbate when I'm rlly horny and the post-nut clarity hits like a truck:feelskek:
 
Story of my life, it'd be sad to die a virgin though.
Like I said do it once so u know what it's like at least. Should be some legit escort sites in the UK
 
Like I said do it once so u know what it's like at least. Should be some legit escort sites in the UK

Yeh I'll try and find some serious ones on adult work or something. Social media and anywhere else is absolute cancer!
 
It's not that bad actually, you may get some nice deals. When i get money i might go to a few, and see if it's good or not.
 
I'd rather spend my shekels on pc parts and food than toilets.
Spent 500 shekels on a rtx 3060 ti,which will provide me many years of quality gaming.
A fat better investment than spending it on some fucking worthless toilet prostitute for 5 minutes of getting my dick wet.
Same.
 
I'd rather spend my shekels on pc parts and food than toilets.
Spent 500 shekels on a rtx 3060 ti,which will provide me many years of quality gaming.
A fat better investment than spending it on some fucking worthless toilet prostitute for 5 minutes of getting my dick wet.
:yes:
 
Try tinder gold?
 
Can't really advise too much here it depends on your city and your laws
Typically, you should go from massage parlor to massage parlor and just ask if they do full service

Now don't do the creep about it
If they do sex stuff it will be obvious based on the lighting (dim) smell (musky perfume) and dress
(the ladies will be scantily dressed or one old looking madam)
Typically their ads will say something like 'sexy massage' or some bullshit

When you say full service they will immediately know what you mean
And either say yes or no if it's just a rub and tug

Once you find one that DOES offer full service
Insist that you want to see ALL of the girls that are working
Pick one you like, pay, fuck
Find a girl that you like and just be a regular

The last massage palour closed down here years ago, some guy walked in and attacked 2 foids with a hammer and they both died of head injuries. I'll have to travel away and find a legit escort or end up a 50 year old virgin wraith wizard :feelsmage: in a few years.
 
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Dude you're 45. The clock ticked past long ago
 
Don't use escorts, use prostitutes. Prostitutes are direct, use cash, and they're waaaayyyyy cheaper.
 
Don't use escorts, use prostitutes. Prostitutes are direct, use cash, and they're waaaayyyyy cheaper.

None around, they did trial a red light zone 70 miles away from me in the UK but their was a serious lack of prostitutes after the covid pandemic and it's been shut down ever since. Lots of feminist and woman's rights groups were protesting about it also and politicians wanted it ended.
 
None around, they did trial a red light zone 70 miles away from me in the UK but their was a serious lack of prostitutes after the covid pandemic and it's been shut down ever since. Lots of feminist and woman's rights groups were protesting about it also and politicians wanted it ended.
The thought of ugly and non-NT men obtaining sex is ragefuel for them.

47 actually. :feelsrope:
:f:
 
Retarded advice ur just paying for foid worship at that point
You're paying to actually get a chance, it's good advice

Just free tinder until you have match theory
 
You're paying to actually get a chance, it's good advice

Just free tinder until you have match theory

I got fed up and uninstalled it again now. :feelsree: Has anyone ever tried making a fake account and setting your gender to female and check out your competition? Fucking brutal, their are roided looking tatted guys in their 50s even on there. Face mogging, beard maxxing, showing their expensive fast Audis and sports cars, big houses ect, Good jobs, popular, pictures of exotic holidays with friends, NT and life maxxing the living shit out of me! :giga:

LoL tinder gold wanted over £100 annually £75 for 6 months or £26.45 for 1 month also. Fuck that.
 
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it is more cuck to give likes on tinder to whores who have 0% to like you back or to reply to your message.
there is nothing cuck to pay escort for sex.
it is a fair transaction

Yes, as long as they're legit. The fake whores on snapchat etc and places have fucked with my head. I was starting to feel I don't even deserve paid sex, those scamming shitbags need to all die.

I'll try and get up the courage to call a near by escort on adultwork or somewhere. They always ignore my texts or online messages.
 
47 actually. :feelsrope:
Dude you are 47 and you still want a relationship with a foid? Its more than over. Forget about having relationship,fuuuk! Are you fucking crazy? Do you seriously want to have a relationship with used up and fucked in every hole 40 years old toilet? C'mon.
You are literally a cuck if you still want a relationship at 47,

I cant belive that someone who is incel for 47 years and know about blackpill is so cucked that he still wants a relationship with toilet. Its fucking blowing my mind, what the actual fuck nigga?

Swallow the fucking blackpill already!!

Besides using prostitutes is literally cucking other men:


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Yes, as long as they're legit. The fake whores on snapchat etc and places have fucked with my head. I was starting to feel I don't even deserve paid sex, those scamming shitbags need to all die.

I'll try and get up the courage to call a near by escort on adultwork or somewhere. They always ignore my texts or online messages.
Are these high end escorts like @PPEcel brags about or more on the low end in price and quality?

And just jfl at your typical youngcel , thinking early 20's is old.
 
Dude you are 47 and you still want a relationship with a foid? Its more than over. Forget about having relationship,fuuuk! Are you fucking crazy? Do you seriously want to have a relationship with used up and fucked in every hole 40 years old toilet? C'mon.
You are literally a cuck if you still want a relationship at 47,

I cant belive that someone who is incel for 47 years and know about blackpill is so cucked that he still wants a relationship with toilet. Its fucking blowing my mind, what the actual fuck nigga?

Swallow the fucking blackpill already!!

Besides using prostitutes is literally cucking other men:


Thread by @the virgin shepherd

Thread by @Subhuman
Of course you're tagging those vermin :feelskek:
 
Dude you are 47 and you still want a relationship with a foid? Its more than over. Forget about having relationship,fuuuk! Are you fucking crazy? Do you seriously want to have a relationship with used up and fucked in every hole 40 years old toilet? C'mon.
You are literally a cuck if you still want a relationship at 47, I cant belive someone who is incel for 47 years and read about blackpill is so cucked, its blowing my mind, what the actual fuck nigga?

Besides using escorts is literally cucking other men:

Thread by @the virgin shepherd

Thread by @Subhuman

I'm open to anything, a relationship, hook up, hang out and see how things go, but they don't want anything from me.

I guess I am retarded carrying on so long like this, but maybe it's helped me cope more and think maybe things can still happen for me now?

It's an escort dead zone where I live, but I'll try now and seriously do it. I'll not fap for at least a few days so I feel motivated enough too.

I'm nervous over it, it'll all be so new being with a female naked. I hope I'll get and stay hard, fuck you youngcels tbh, it's so much easier for you in this regard!
 
fuck you youngcels tbh, it's so much easier for you in this regard!
This forum is saving lives.
If you would have a forum like this 20 years ago at least some aspects of your life would be better, Im sure of that.
Fucking feminists toilets and cucked males.
 
How was being an incel in the 90's compared to today?

The online element wasn't there, so the incels were forced out to compete in real life which was actually more brutal in the nightclubs and bars.
I was bullied at school, seen as a loser and quiet ugly skinny weirdo anyway, could I really compete in that environment later on?

But on the otherhand the uglier women and even some Beckies, gave the cheeky confident average guy more of a chance. I was ignored though or given faces of disgust, having a low paid shitty warehouse job didn't help either.

If I could go back, maybe I'd try harder at education and do something I really liked and that paid well. I don't know what that would be though. I'm NEET again now, nobody gives a shit about men like me.
 
Are these high end escorts like @PPEcel brags about or more on the low end in price and quality?

And just jfl at your typical youngcel , thinking early 20's is old.
What about me?

Anyways OP should try escortcelling since he's 47. If he lives in a smaller town he should consider making a day trip to London or something, idk. I can recommend some agencies.
 
I'd rather spend my shekels on pc parts and food than toilets.
Spent 500 shekels on a rtx 3060 ti,which will provide me many years of quality gaming.
A fat better investment than spending it on some fucking worthless toilet prostitute for 5 minutes of getting my dick wet.
I've got RTX 3090 24 gb, i9 12900k, 32gb 6000mhz cl 36, 980pro 2tb + 8 tb 7200rpm, rx 1200w power supply.

1660335847618

Bitches cannot compare with my baby boy. It's a monster.
 
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